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#724589 Edwards = Vincent Jackson

Posted by Fiz on 02 September 2010 - 11:14 AM

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#712158 Yasinskas puts Carolina's 'purge' into perspective

Posted by Fiz on 25 August 2010 - 07:38 PM

you know who else committed a purge? stalin

all he did was go on to defeat the nazis

#711600 Yasinskas puts Carolina's 'purge' into perspective

Posted by Fiz on 25 August 2010 - 03:30 PM

haloti ngata to the panthers in 2011

#710084 Clausen should start against the Titans...

Posted by Fiz on 24 August 2010 - 08:27 PM

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#710071 Yahoo!: Who's that guy? Youthful Panthers hard to predict

Posted by Fiz on 24 August 2010 - 08:22 PM

running is better than passing and if you disagree you're a dumb gay baby.

#709965 Yahoo!: Who's that guy? Youthful Panthers hard to predict

Posted by Fiz on 24 August 2010 - 07:26 PM

Would you rather have two number one receivers or two number 1 runningbacks, because I don't see many of these passing juggernauts with 2 stud RBs.

#698875 Beason responds to Gruden's criticism

Posted by Fiz on 17 August 2010 - 11:15 PM

wanna bet this doesn't get through?

Pretty impressive little blurb you have here.

Firstly, you didn't even correctly state Beason's former position. Jon Beason played the mike linebacker position for the vast majority of his career in Carolina prior to 2010, during which time he was elected to two Pro Bowls, a first team All-Pro in 2008, and a second team All-Pro in 2009. Someone who has somehow made a living offering analysis about football should probably know that.

Secondly, I don't think you mean "collectively" when describing the Panthers play in 2009. Collective generally means the entire team. Certainly you're not talking about the running game, which was the first in NFL history to produce two 1200 yard rushers. Of course you're not talking about the offensive line which helped produce it. We know you're not talking about the defense Jon Beason played for, which Football Outsiders has ranked as the 5th best in the league in 2009. No, by collectively, you're probably referring to one player, Jake Delhomme, who benching led the Panthers to collectively finish 4-1. That's okay, you can be forgiven for not knowing the definition of a term on a first grader's flash card. You just write for a living and have a law degree.

Thirdly, the team's collective play comparable to a beached fish aside, you're falsely equating winning record to MNF appearances. Just a brief glance at the schedule would show a few teams with worse 2009 records than the Carolina Panthers. These include bottom dwellers like Kansas City, the Bears twice, and even an appearance by your favorite miserable team, which hasn't been relevant for the better part of 15 years with few exceptions. Furthermore, MNF is no longer the marquee matchup of the week. Much like the rest of ESPN, it's made up of mostly hype, pomp, and an inflated sense of self importance, not actual results on the field. Once again, much like the team you shamelessly apologize for.

In your long history of making up stories about the Carolina Panthers, this isn't as embarrassing as you running and hiding from an on air, over the phone confrontation with Steve Smith, but it's probably more mind numbing than you claiming the Panthers were firing their oldest front office employee when they decided to allow the contract of their third oldest scout expire.

More credit do you, Mike. You've managed to make a successful website based around reporting contract numbers, editorializing AP articles, and throwing as many noodle rumors against the wall as possible in the hopes that one sticks.

This does kind of highlight that the only thing you're worse at than speaking on camera (which is like watching a beached barracuda suffer a slow, painful death while children poke it with a stick) is actually knowing something that isn't mentioned in the article you're shamelessly riding the coat tails of.

#697388 Has anyone else just not felt it about this camp?

Posted by Fiz on 17 August 2010 - 09:18 AM

Always raining, everyone's hurt, constantly in shells, etc

I haven't been able to make it up there this year but it seems just kinda blah.

zod what say ye

#694486 Obama backs new 'Ground Zero' mosque near site of 9/11 disaster

Posted by Fiz on 15 August 2010 - 10:15 AM

my god those muslim societies, forcing their women to wear a barbaric hijab

meanwhile, I'm going to go beat my wife until she loses ten pounds and bleaches her asshole

#689236 Dumb Threads Meeting Place

Posted by Fiz on 12 August 2010 - 11:01 AM

Fitting thread starter.

#689054 Bengals are expected to show interest in QB Tony Pike if cut

Posted by Fiz on 12 August 2010 - 09:36 AM

Pretty obvious that Jewy Richard$on and John "The Butcher of 2009" Fox just drafted him so they could cut him and save the money.

#686601 Madden 11 is great this year!!!

Posted by Fiz on 10 August 2010 - 08:32 PM

reminder that EA can't make a game to save their lives but they'll hire people to go onto messageboards to argue about how good their games are.

#680269 What one Panthers game would you most want to go back in time to see?

Posted by Fiz on 05 August 2010 - 07:55 PM

As soon as I read the title, I immediately though of the playoff win at Philly. X-Clown all the way.


#668569 And so I say unto you, this forum shall endure that of only Panthers talk...

Posted by Fiz on 28 July 2010 - 07:10 PM

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#626237 michael procton i know you lurk here you insufferable twat

Posted by Fiz on 17 June 2010 - 08:28 PM

get fuged

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