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#588524 Rank the QB's

Posted by Fiz on 12 May 2010 - 01:04 PM

Armanti Edwards
Hunter Cantwell
Matt Moore
Tony Pike
Steve Smith
Jimmy Clausen

#586172 Not many things are off limits...

Posted by Fiz on 10 May 2010 - 06:12 PM

btw child pageants are literally worse than the holocaust

#586148 Not many things are off limits...

Posted by Fiz on 10 May 2010 - 05:58 PM

Fiz you are far to tame today.

Where is the angry belittler that I've come to e-love?

don't expect anything from me

i'll only let you down

#582967 Florio Won't Go on WFNZ with Steve Smith

Posted by Fiz on 06 May 2010 - 07:51 PM

Florio: Wait a minute Steve, where are you calling from?

Smith: Right behind you motherfuger

#581865 Lawrence Taylor arrested...

Posted by Fiz on 06 May 2010 - 10:11 AM

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#579356 reporters tone will give us hint about which qb the team is going to go with

Posted by Fiz on 04 May 2010 - 01:46 PM

alright im too lazy and doped up on nyquil to give this thread the proper effort by digging up old articles but im just going to assume you guys were all reading them too and can kinda remember the tone.

for a while now the charlotte press has basically operated as the propaganda wing of the team. while im sure there's not a shadowy cabal full of nazi jews secretly running things, reporters are smart enough not to bite the hand that feeds and the team only allows the kind of stories they want to be leaked. Players that break this (see beason last year) are quickly made to repent.

I think it's fair to say that we can make some educated guesses about where the team is going to go judging by the articles that gantt, chandler et al write about the team.


coming off a rather unimpressive year, the Panthers signed David Carr for reasons we shouldn't debate about in this thread. However, as Zod and Meat have mentioned many a time, reporters weren't even allowed to talk to David Carr.

If you'll remember, pretty much ever article from a local reporter followed the lines of jake getting ready to bounce back, how the competition would bring out the best in him, etc etc, and there was never really a qb position battle.

of course the performance david carr might validate that


coming off a blown up shoulder and a young, promising rookie, I can't remember a single thing written that took matt moore seriously as competition. it was all about jake being better than ever, jake coming in ready to retake the wheels, jake being in the best shape of his life (the one quote in particular about jake having pecs now instead of just boobs from steve smith). the qb battle wasn't very legit. True, moore didn't shine, but he also started with the twos from day one.


following his insane implosion vs. arizona, every article written talked about how the massive contract extensions a. gave the panthers cap space to wiggle with and b. was rewarding him for a great career. they all kinda assumed the arizona game was a fluke, and any questions about his future were shot down.

i vividly remember them struggling in the preseason and gantt, chandler et all just shrugging it off as rust, and as soon as the season started they'd get back on their feet.



after the season ended this year, pro matt moore articles began to flood the internet from the usual suspects. it was all about how matt had made the transition, matt was ready to lead, jake was supportive of matt, then boom jake is in cleveland getting staph.


i don't know about you guys, but maaaaaaan are people favoring clausen from what I've read.

now here's a gif and a yt

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#577922 Football Gameplan's Draft Grades Video - Carolina Panthers

Posted by Fiz on 03 May 2010 - 02:55 PM

This is something that I'm trying to work on.. It seems if I slow down a bit, I start to say a lot of "uhh's and umm's"... but when I talk to fast, some words get lost in the translation.. I got to find the right pace of speech! Thanks for the feedback!

just make sure to enunciate every single consonant, moreso than the vowels. consonants add structure to words, vowels emotion.

also make sure to warm up your mouth before you go on. Massage the jaw behind the ears, make all your vowel noises, repeat "red leather yellow leather" over and over again, etc.

finally don't listen to a single thing silverblade has to say.

#573650 Panthers @ Seahawks Week 13

Posted by Fiz on 29 April 2010 - 09:03 PM

good lord you just won't stop making threads will you

#571048 So whose fault is the Harris trade?

Posted by Fiz on 28 April 2010 - 06:38 AM

As much as I like Chris, I am really excited to see a Godfrey/Martin backfield. Man thats an interception machine.

it's also a "jesus christ...yeah I'll have another round" machine

#570273 Chris Harris Traded For LB Jamar Williams

Posted by Fiz on 27 April 2010 - 07:20 PM

Let's see,Panthers are strong at the LB position,but thin in the secondary.What does the FO do;gets rid of a hard hitting leader from our secondary for a backup LB,good job!

thin at secondary what the hell

the panthers can shake a bush and find an acceptable DB

#566249 What to look for when Training Camp begins...

Posted by Fiz on 26 April 2010 - 09:28 AM

article from the future.

In a shocking turn of events, Dwayne Jarret was run down today by a 2002 Volkswagen Jetta in the parking lot of Panthers Mini Camp. The car was almost demolished, but Dwayne Jarrett walked away mostly unharmed. Reports indicate the Jetta almost blew up, and police were able to follow the trail of spraying fluids from the engine to the home of one Fiz from Carolinahuddle.com

After a brief and uneventful stand off, Fiz surrendered to police, screaming something drunkenly about Electro. He was charged with "Trying his best to better the team" and given a cookie.

#566097 DT Jon Henderson to be released today

Posted by Fiz on 26 April 2010 - 07:17 AM

#565887 anyone have experience with an 08 elantra?

Posted by Fiz on 25 April 2010 - 10:51 PM

i have it on good authority that fiz prefers frilly transportation.

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#558325 Please Football Gods

Posted by Fiz on 22 April 2010 - 11:26 PM

panthers need more help at WR than they do DLine.

they at least have bodies on the d line.

#554181 How does the NFL schedule us to play the at the NY Giants 3 years in a row?

Posted by Fiz on 21 April 2010 - 09:10 AM

although if you haven't drunkenly gone dumpster diving for old donuts at kk at like 5 in the morning then what are you doing with your life

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