I can see us winning every single game the rest of the way except maybe New Orleans and Pittsburgh.
I'm telling you, get excited. This season is going to be made into a movie. It's going to be better than The Program (one of the best sports movies ever).
It'll start with a team led by a drunk coach (John Fox), a QB lacking in confidence and failing with the ladies (Matt Moore), jackass rookie who thinks he's all that and snakes his way into the starting QB role (Jimmy Clausen) and a WR who's constantly starting locker room fights, punching teammates and getting smart with the media (Steve Smith)
the Panthers play San Francisco and come out with a miraculous win! And everything turns around. Matt Moore becomes the most confident man in the world and picks up the hottest b**ches imaginable, John Fox becomes sober for good, Jimmy Clausen gets traded to the UFL and Steve Smith joins a Won Buddhist Temple in his spare time.
Together, the Carolina Panthers march toward their destiny and make the playoffs! Then, as an underdog we play the role of the comeback kid and overcome incredible deficits in the playoffs to make the super bowl where we have to play the dreaded New York Jets. Somehow... Someway... Matt Moore throws a super bowl record 6 TD passes, all on Darelle Revis (and he looks TERRIBLE in these plays) and the Panthers lift the Lombardi Trophy!