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#3332979 Want to see the most annoying poo on Twitter?

Posted by Hawk on 24 April 2015 - 12:02 PM

Oh lawd.....here we go. 


its smack...got to defend my boy you know!!!!

#3328666 Golf thread

Posted by Hawk on 21 April 2015 - 11:47 AM

this is my happy place!!!  Grey Wolf Course, Panorama, BC



#3328664 What is the best Sandler movie?

Posted by Hawk on 21 April 2015 - 11:44 AM

the price is wrong bitch



grown ups because anything with Salma gets my vote

#3328641 Toyota RAV4

Posted by Hawk on 21 April 2015 - 11:29 AM

I got my wifey MDX, car is a beast!


that's what my wife drives as well.


its got over 140,000 miles and it just runs and runs.  I offered to buy her a new one and she said no damn way!

#3327625 Realtor and Home Buying

Posted by Hawk on 20 April 2015 - 12:21 PM

No worries, 80 fugging acres you can send down a herd of trained assassin Moose to take them out and occupy the property.


my moose are lovers, not fighters!!!

#3325921 How not to get a headache drinking beer

Posted by Hawk on 18 April 2015 - 11:45 AM

water, water and then water.


when you are drinking the beer...or anything else for that matter...drink lots of water between drinks


when it's time for bed, more water.  Wake up and drink water...or Gatorade...drink more beer



#3324875 Britt McHenry

Posted by Hawk on 17 April 2015 - 01:15 PM

she needs a spanking...and I'm willing to volunteer

#3323525 Realtor and Home Buying

Posted by Hawk on 16 April 2015 - 01:46 PM

Nice, my wife and I planning on buying a new home within 3 years.


you're place will be burnt down and either you or your neighbors will be in prison way before 3 years goes by!!!

#3323510 KFC

Posted by Hawk on 16 April 2015 - 01:36 PM

kfc is the best laxative in the world!!!!

#3321522 Apparently we have bees...

Posted by Hawk on 14 April 2015 - 02:48 PM

... I took water hoes


hard to find them these days!


never underestimate the power of the bee...we'd be screwed without them

#3320200 What would you do? Stranded naked on the side of the road.

Posted by Hawk on 13 April 2015 - 10:18 AM

the only thing I'll add is wearing that poo inside out will just allow the logos direct contact with your skin...that poo ain't washing off...just saying

#3317131 NFL releases preseason schedule

Posted by Hawk on 09 April 2015 - 03:32 PM

before I open the link....anyone want to put money on the Seahawks playing the entire AFC West....again?!!!!!

#3317125 Dream car

Posted by Hawk on 09 April 2015 - 03:29 PM

being I pulled the Challenger out of the garage today for the first time since October....I'm very happy today!


that said, I've always wanted a 67 - 69 Camaro or Chevelle.

#3316093 Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

Posted by Hawk on 08 April 2015 - 07:34 PM

Long story. I had to take what I could get.


that's what Jase said too

#3314885 What stresses you out?

Posted by Hawk on 07 April 2015 - 04:29 PM

Hawk's easy rules for stress management...ok...they sound easy but they are harder to do!!



1.  Don't stress over poo you have no control over.  There's enough going on in your life that you can control, so just forget about the rest


2.  Don't stress over poo that's already happened.  You can't change the past, you can just learn and move on.