Before you criticize my pier mirror entrance piece, brush up on late 19th century Victorian Renaissance furniture before you continue making foolish comments. I guess I can't blame you since that wasn't a subject you would have covered at public school, and you wouldn't have seen it when you went furniture shopping at Walmart and Pottery Barn.
Also, you think I have cankles? If that means what google says it does, then you're pretty blind. Didn't realize people with cankles can see all their individual muscles in their lower legs. Oh wait, I forgot, I'm fat and do my dog in this fantasy realm and my family that has zero ancestral connections outside of Europe are bayou swamp people. Cool story bro!