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Ivan The Awesome

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#1704531 My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me - For Good.

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 26 March 2012 - 01:38 PM

Drinking may not help man. I know I got all emotional to the point that I cried at a club. True story, but I met some really hot girls that sympathized with me. Banged one of them and still have them on my face book as friends. This won't always be the case though! Some chicks view this as a weakness. If you're going to get trashed aim for getting plastered and screwing with the sluttiest girl wherever you are then.

I don't know if this would help too, but I did a lot of driving. With music blaring and me singing along in the car. Just make sure it's your own mixture of songs that don't relate to relationships though. I drove from Charlotte to West virginia one night. Then the next night to ATL from Charlotte. Then I started going to other states and going to bars on the weekends. I have a buddy that lives in Nashville, so I went to see him every month. Went to florida too. I wasted a lot of gas but I was never home to sulk and feel sorry for myself. Although I did that while driving at times but then a cool song would come on and I would be happy again. This may not be the case for you now since Gas is so expensive now....LOL!

#1703914 What Can We Do To Create More Cap Room?

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 26 March 2012 - 12:46 AM

The prime suspects:


5/8/2007: Signed a six-year, $43.85 million contract. The deal included a $9.3 million signing bonus, a $6 million roster bonus in the second year, and a $2 million roster bonus in the third. 2011: $7 million, 2012: $7.75 million, 2013: Free Agent


11/28/2008: Signed a six-year, $53.5 million contract. The deal contains $23 million guaranteed, including a $6 million signing bonus and another $10 million "signing" bonus in the second year. 2012: $6.75 million, 2013: $7.9 million, 2014: $8.85 million, 2015: Free Agent

Extend them, cut Mare and Clausen, Bam, sign someone.

#1703710 What Can We Do To Creatify More Cap Room?

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 25 March 2012 - 09:05 PM

Creatify is a word now. Awesomey.

I'd say they should extend Smith and Gamble. Creatify room that way.

#1702679 Tits

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 25 March 2012 - 02:01 AM

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#1702635 Mock Draft #...uh, The Most Recent One...

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 25 March 2012 - 12:37 AM

Ivan's Mock Draft.

Standing in the ninth position of this draft. The Panthers have many holes to fill. Some say Corner is the biggest need. The take of others is interior linemen. I fall in between both of them. Unless someone like Morris Claiborne, Justin Blackmon or any other top 5 Prospect falls, or the Panthers find a trade partner and get a 3rd or 2nd. I strongly believe the draft could go something like this..

With the Ninth pick of the 2012 NFL Draft, the Carolina Panthers Select...

Quinton Coples, DE, North Carolina

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(lol look who the guy on the bottom is..)

There's questions about his motor and taking plays off. I see where people are coming from, but he played out of position last year. His production wasn't as great as the year prior. But the man was consistent before this past year. The rotation of Johnson, Hardy, Keiser, Norwood, Tucker (not sure about him I'd prefer Applewhite.), and Coples would be very formidable.

Pick #2

Jerel Worthy, DT, Michigan State
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What Ivan?! Not a CB?! Are you mad?! No I'm not mad. I believe that with the addition of our #2 bookend, and the addition of this monster, not to mention the rotation of a healthy Edwards and sophomore Fua and McClain, Our line will be fine. We have to let those guys develop, adding competition to the young guns will light a fire under their ass. He's disruptive and plays hard. Our guys will be fresh and produce more with our bookend pass rush and this inside force.

Round 4...
Joe Adams, WR/KR, Arkansas

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I believe this guy will fall to us, he's a dangerous special teams guy. Our off season over haul of ST would be complete with this addition to the squad. In addition to the previous fact, he can legitimately put pressure on the WR core as well.

5th round...
Michael Egnew, TE, Missouri

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Brockel and Hartstock? Really? Barnidge hasn't seen the field and hasn't been healthy. Egnew is the type of TE that Chudz loves, This kid is under rated to be honest. He would be a perfect fit in my humble opinion.

6th round...
Cliff Harris, CB/PR, Oregon

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The front office will have to look past his issues. We did with Hogan, we did with Cam. He's got the talent. I know he's a dumbass, but there's talent there. Getting this guy in this round would be Ideal and a no brainer. All the other teams have passed on him already, at these depths he's a value pick, no questions about it. Before he doomed himself at Oregon he was a very productive Corner. Getting him cheap to compete for the #2 job against Hogan and whoever else would be Ideal.

Round 7
Bryan Anger, P, Cal

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He punts, and is the best punter in the draft. Nuff said.

Any other picks would be BPA to be honest.

Flame away gents.

#1702571 Do You Guys Think...

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 24 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

Captain is a great CB, but he's not a #2. He's strictly a #3 Nickel back.

#1702521 If This Has Been Posted Already..

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 24 March 2012 - 10:46 PM

I apologize. If not, cool.

#1700045 In The First Round, The Panthers Select....

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 22 March 2012 - 08:06 PM

....... the fug.

#1699845 Leaked Footage Of Saints Bounty Meeting

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 22 March 2012 - 05:54 PM

I bet they're sleeping like babies too. Waking up every 2 hours, crying.

#1699768 Panthers Sign G Mike Pollak

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 22 March 2012 - 04:48 PM

Hurney's on a roll. Let's hope he doesn't undo all the good signings by mortgaging away our future draft picks for a player he falls in love with. Come on Hurney, I'm pulling for you to not fug this up!

#1692785 Party For My 100Th Post! *not 56K Friendly*

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 17 March 2012 - 10:49 PM

#1692064 Updated Mock Draft/offseason W/trade

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 17 March 2012 - 12:36 PM

Don't think Ingram will be there when we are picking man. Otherwise, this draft is pretty solid.

#1691783 Interesting read on our new safety, Nakamura.

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 17 March 2012 - 03:19 AM

“I take a lot of pride in special teams, and you can just see by the way I play,” Nakamura said. “Whenever I step on that football field I play as hard as I can. … I don’t settle to be average. I don’t put special teams in the backseat.”

I like this guy. He seems to have his head in place and has a bit of swag to him. Special teams might be something special this coming year.

You can read more here.

Delete if posted already.

#1691686 kenny onatolu posts on footballsfuture

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 17 March 2012 - 12:33 AM

Ivan shut the hell up and get out of the thread if you don't like it. Jesus.

Rodeo, shut the hell up and don't read my comment if you don't like it. Jesus.

#1691674 Pi!!!!!

Posted by Ivan The Awesome on 17 March 2012 - 12:27 AM

Bring back either pi or swag. Or a button that says Pi swag. Whatever, this thanks crap is gay. Also, I don't think there's a filter on this forum yet... Let's test this poo out motherfugers?! *****, dick cock sucking fuging fug fug fuging fugers!


Yep, no filter. Don't ban me!

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