Here is a long pee while sitting down story. If you don't want to read it then move along.
My great uncle asked my dad, who is a plumber, to install a new toilet for his house. My uncle was a large man 6'2" - 6'4" something like that. My dad agreed to install the new throne and set about to make it happen. After my dad was finished my uncle thanked him and payed. A couple weeks later my great aunt called to ask dad if he would come out to look at the toilet he just installed. Concerned, my dad went back to see what the problem was. My Aunt and Uncle met him at the door. They asked dad if he would mind too much to replace the toilet with a different kind. Confused because my dad used the standard equipment or better for his work he asked what the problem was? My Aunt, barely able to keep from laughing, told her husband to go ahead and tell my dad why he needed a different toilet. Then came the greatest reason to change toilets in the history of mankind. He told my dad that this toilet made him nervous because when he sat down his balls fell into the water and he was afraid he would accidentally flush them down the drain. Dad then told him that was a great problem to have, congratulated my aunt and then changed out the toilet.