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Vampire the buffet slayer

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#3369826 Found my 1st grade Bully online - Time for revenge?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 18 May 2015 - 05:33 PM

it only exposed your dumbness it didn't make you dumb.



K champ, whatever you gotta tell yourself.


#3369387 Found my 1st grade Bully online - Time for revenge?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 18 May 2015 - 10:59 AM

you cant do anything, you got bullied by a girl...nothing will change that or make it even.




*facepalm*


Really?


Comeback when you realize this is a parody thread and apologize to the entire huddle for making us a little dumber for reading your post.


#3369234 Found my 1st grade Bully online - Time for revenge?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 18 May 2015 - 08:19 AM

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND!11!1!!1


BITCH

STOLE

MY

SNACK PACKS!!1!1!1!!



ILL NEVER GET THOSE SNACK PACKS BACK!



NEVER! GOSH!


#3369008 Found my 1st grade Bully online - Time for revenge?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 17 May 2015 - 09:14 PM

Fug her dog to assert your dominance.



Did you mean "Insert my dominance" ?


#3368978 Found my 1st grade Bully online - Time for revenge?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 17 May 2015 - 08:14 PM

I have been looking for this bully since I got onto facebook. She used to steal my snack packs, give me wet willys, and the stupid bitch would give me charlie horses. I finally found her online.


What should I do huddle?

Pee in her butt?

Kidnap her 14 year old daughter?

Kill her dog?

Murder her husband / life partner?

All of the above?



She is now in a wheelchair because of some rare bone disease, but whatevs. Maybe I'll roll her ass into a lake.



Bitch gonna get hers!


#3368048 In twenty beers, how many drunk posts will I make?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 15 May 2015 - 08:35 PM

Chuck Norris taped to the back of my wife's head.

I feel like I'm fukin merica.


#3367995 In twenty beers, how many drunk posts will I make?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 15 May 2015 - 07:44 PM

Drinking Scotch, eating pizza, and watching American sniper.


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#3367951 In twenty beers, how many drunk posts will I make?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 15 May 2015 - 06:40 PM

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#3367023 I heard that Luke has bulked up, put more muscle mass on this offseason. True?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 14 May 2015 - 07:21 PM

Chuck Norris challenged Luke to an arm wrestling contest once...................................................................................
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#3366885 In twenty beers, how many drunk posts will I make?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 14 May 2015 - 05:18 PM

Dude, if you can drink 20 IPA's your my hero. Not since my days in Deutschland (Germany) have I completed over 10 IPA's in a sitting



where in Germany?

I was stationed in Mannheim from 95-98.


Eichbaum export amirite?


#3364676 Happy 36th Birthday Smitty

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 May 2015 - 07:14 PM

Been a fan since 95. Used to be a big Steve Smith fan but couldn't stand his actions. I've liked him less and less as years went on and couldn't wait till he retired. I never thought he'd be cut, but imagine us having ZERO receiving options and STILL giving this quality (on the field) player the axe. That's how big of a problem his attitude was. (Is)



I respectfully disagree ol chum.

Any who, cheers.


#3364668 Happy 36th Birthday Smitty

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 May 2015 - 07:06 PM

Still acting like a complete assclown, even at 36. Go get em you giant douche bag!



I respectfully disagree with your assessment of the player in question and would ask you to kindly reconsider your opinion.





Wink wink monsta that's for you.


#3364602 Happy 36th Birthday Smitty

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 May 2015 - 05:38 PM

What a delicate flower.

36 going on 13.

I wonder if he teaches his children to hold and nurse grudges? Because that's what Jesus would do, right?




I can take snide remarks from posters who have been panthers fans their whole life.


I can even take smart ass comments from posters that jumped on board during the SB run.


What I can't take is BS spewing from the mouth of posters who didn't become Panther fans until Cam came here.


You weren't there for the SB run where if not for this man we be the only team in the NFCS to have never been to one.

We were.


You were not there for the 2010 Clausen debacle where Smith was the only GD thing entertaining to watch that entire season.

We were.


So before you go disrespecting this man remember 2 things.

1. If not for 89 Cam would not have had the record breaking rookie year he had.

2. If Cam would have been drafted by the Saints, cowboys, 49ers, or any other douche dumpster team you be a fan of theirs.


With that said before you disrespect 89 remember that this board is full of pre-Cam fans who remember when it was 89 all the time.....so ICE UP SON.


#3363700 Request

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 11 May 2015 - 07:34 PM

Adam West.


#3362051 A special thank you for all our mom's that have left us

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 10 May 2015 - 10:16 AM

mom died in 2009, pretty much hate this holiday now.





I use this holiday to celebrate the best mom I've known since my mom passed.



My wife.