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Vampire the buffet slayer

Member Since 01 Jul 2011
Last Active Today, 07:23 AM
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#3286041 Wife wants me to start shaving my chest

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 16 March 2015 - 09:17 AM

I told mine "only if she shaves hers first".


#3285332 Got invited to a bachelorette party

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 15 March 2015 - 12:49 PM

Show your fuging facts or get the fug out. Why anyone would pay that much attention to my posts says a lot about their free time



Suck my edick you fuggin poser.


#3285269 Got invited to a bachelorette party

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 15 March 2015 - 11:54 AM

11 came and went, and there's no pics. am disappoint.




I can't believe you guys believe this dude, he's been full of crap since the day he started posting here.



Always making outrageous claims but never posting anything to back it up.


#3284439 i heard the police in ferguson are racists or something

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 14 March 2015 - 03:04 PM

I love you too sweetie. Hope Saturday in mom's basement is going well.








Hot pockets and gushers.



Yum Yum!


#3284256 Vikings Release Greg Jennings

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 14 March 2015 - 01:34 PM

He's got a few more years and Jesus will be releasing him.


I'm mean he's like 74 rite?


#3281088 New Bungie game: Destiny

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 March 2015 - 07:18 PM

Thanks prophet, got the hunger of crota, so maybe I can be more of a help next time.


#3278133 Rumor: Panthers, Titans, and Eagles Contact Michael Crabtree

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 11 March 2015 - 05:42 PM

Do .not . want.




His name has a C and a fugging B in it.



#amidoingthisrite


#3277001 GTAV

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 11 March 2015 - 11:08 AM

I like to play GTA while high on bath salts.



You get that whole " I could really fuging do this" feeling.


#3275157 I called it...

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 10 March 2015 - 05:26 PM

I knew Dlo was gonna be released today.




Called DAT ish.


#3269339 New Bungie game: Destiny

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 08 March 2015 - 04:35 PM

After next reset I am going to start organizing Crota normal runs where I do 90% of the work and the rest of you reap the loot. Level 27 and up is welcome even if you can't do anything. Will probably be on Thursday or Friday nights.


I'm in, but do me a favor let's try for Thursday at least this week BC I go on call for work on Friday. If I get a call I'll have to leave immediately. If you can't I understand. Bu t any other time I'm good.


#3266751 D-Will says he's been released by the Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 06 March 2015 - 06:57 PM

I don't buy it.

Dude started a thread about kissing a stripper on the forehead.






He don't lie.


#3266747 D-Will says he's been released by the Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 06 March 2015 - 06:55 PM

Ahhhhh....the off season.


Where normally locked threads can become legendary.





How many legendary threads you gonna make?





I nominate E cat whatever as huddler of the year.


#3266740 D-Will says he's been released by the Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 06 March 2015 - 06:52 PM

BREAKING: Panthers release Steve Smith.


#3266734 D-Will says he's been released by the Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 06 March 2015 - 06:50 PM

Dis.
Gunna.
Be.
Good.


#3264702 The Nominee of the GOP

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 March 2015 - 06:34 PM

Anyone see who Jeb Bushes Foreign Policy Advisors are? They seem to be related to these fellows from the past

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That's just it.


No true conservative/libertarian wants that douche as the nominee.



Jeb=Hillary.