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#3048426 One Video Game Compliments Another Video Game

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 27 October 2014 - 10:59 AM

too many drops bench him

I know its sarcasm, but I dont understand why they wouldn't keep forcing him the ball when he can make catches like he did between the best two defenders the seahawks had.

He drops the easy ones, but catches the holy poo ones. How about you throw some more holy poo passes at him and let kb do his thing...

#3026538 Official Panthers - Packers Gameday Thread

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 19 October 2014 - 06:43 AM

Got a fresh bottle of JD and some wings marinating now. I got a gooooood feeling about today! #Keeppounding

#2954335 Something Should Be Banned From BOA Stadium.

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 15 September 2014 - 07:05 AM

I had 2 steelers fans, a bills fan and a dumbass with a romo jersey in my section yesterday. Everyone (including the lions fans who said they were gonna 21-0 us) made sure that cowboys fan felt like an idiot.

#2920247 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 01 September 2014 - 08:11 PM

Ok fellow jackasses, its here. To hell with the Steelers preseason game. I'm tired of waiting and I'm ready to see some real football. Bucs week starts today damnit, the 2014 NFL season is upon us. Color me SHOCKED that our Panthers are projected to regress and suck again. Meanwhile, every other team from the NFCS and NFCN and NFCW are projected to win the Super Bowl this year at the same time for the first eleven way split of the Lombardi trophy. At least that is the consensus if you read the endless articles that have been tirelessly copied and pasted over and over again by sports journalists. The narratives and regurgitated nonsense from this summer are full of more poop than a Golden Coral bathroom on Dale Mabry Dr. after an all you can eat meatloaf extravaganza.

Speaking of Dale Mabry Dr, our Panthers are heading south on a little trip to play the all-of-the-sudden unbeatable ass-pirates of Tampa Bay. And what’s worse than some lukewarm Golden Coral all-you-can-eat meatloaf coated in generic ketchup? Bucs fans. Grown men who wear fake beards and eye patches and gleefully chant “It’s a Bucs Life” while air brushing swashbuckling scars on each other’s asses to make their costumes more authentic. “Arrrrggggh! Don’t forget to make my beard look scraggly!” they squeal as they share a box of Franzia wine and paint each others faces. Well yo freaking ho, its 2014 and some Bluegreen Resort time share salesman and a roof cleaning expert dressing up as pirates on Sundays is neither intimidating nor tough. No matter how much you guys spend at the Dollar Store on eye patches and feather boas, your pirate shtick is more pansy than the Nissan Cube you rolled up to the tailgate in. I’m willing to bet that mini-turkey and humus sandwiches with the crust cut off is tailgate staple for most of the Jack Sparrow wanna-be’s. But hey, a new day has dawned in Tampa. The rednecks form Hillsborough and Polk counties have been rejuvenated and emboldened. They are waking up in their 1972 Shasta 1400 Campers and shaking off the rust from a 4 year hangover of Budweiser and horrible Bucs football. So Buc nation, the bandwagon cavalry is on the way to save the manhood of pirate clad Bucs fans.

As for the game on Sunday, we have all heard the storylines ad nauseam. Our o-line stinks. We have no receivers. We lost our midget cornerback. Jerry charges too much for bar-b-que and our huge scoreboards show too many ads. At least they put in escalators to help all the whining fat asses up to the 300 level and they don’t reverse them until after halftime so the wine and cheese assholes are at least stuck at the game until the 3rd quarter. I will continue to use the ramps (not really) and leave the 500 level escalators for the old people and the 425lb loser in the Roethlisberger jersey. On the flipside the Bucs are full of supermen with the greatest coach on earth. Well I read between the lines and see an under achieving coach leaning on a starting QB who in a 15 month span has played for the Arizona Cardinals, Detroit Lions, Oakland Raiders, Miami Dolphins, Carolina Panthers, Hartford Colonials, San Francisco 49ers and Chicago Bears. When under center, your back-up QB looks like an albino giraffe drinking water (google that poo if you need to see what that looks like). Your defense might be tough with Geraldine and the back end but we have the real Superman under center and a rookie guard that is going to truck Lavonte David so hard that Chris Simms spleen is going to have to seek counseling. My prediction is that our defensive front 7 will whip that Tampa o-line so bad that they will sit down to pee the rest of the season. It will be a defensive struggle but in the end there will be a caravan of Bucs fans with pirate face paint running down their collective faces, leaving Ray-J stadium in their PT Cruisers, Nissan Cubes, Scion xBs, and Kia Sedonas. The Lovie Era will begin like the Schianno Era ended.

Panthers 17
Bucs 10

Lord scp has spoken

#2912541 Home Opener

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 28 August 2014 - 10:43 AM

About 100 yards....

Guess I can dash there in 16.8 seconds then. Thanks for the heads up im definitely gonna check it out.

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#2823024 I played madden 15 at e3. questions?

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 18 June 2014 - 08:03 AM

I play a lot of madden and I believe I could beat anyone one this forum ( anyone, challenge me, please), and I see how flawed the game is every snap. Some just like to complain but don't discount those who know their madden.

What system?

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#2790911 Time to Unite: '15 Cover Vote

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 17 May 2014 - 10:26 AM

Id buy 500 copies if cam was on the cover. And Id throw them all on my bed and lay on top of them... naked

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#2790210 DeAngelo Williams mother passes after battling breast cancer

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 16 May 2014 - 04:43 PM

Guarantee Dwill has the best year of his career.

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#2785343 Things I thought everyone knew

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 13 May 2014 - 09:41 PM

Speed limits were implimented to save gas, not lives.

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#2783917 Greg Hardy Arrested

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 13 May 2014 - 11:52 AM


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#2783574 Nickname for Kelvin Benjamin?

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 13 May 2014 - 07:13 AM

Belvin Kenjamin

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#2772312 Nfl.com wants us to trade a 4th rounder

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 09 May 2014 - 02:09 PM

I'm not clicking on the link. Put in a quote associated with your link. Stop being lazy or just don't create thread.

Lazy? Motherfuger I typed that url out on my phone character by character. How about you twist your fat wrist to the left and copy and paste that poo.

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#2771935 Nfl.com wants us to trade a 4th rounder

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 09 May 2014 - 12:16 PM

For stevie johnson.

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#2771063 Kelvin Benjamin - The Right Pick

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 09 May 2014 - 05:28 AM

I agree 100%. We need a massive possession receiver and Kb is it. Now if we can nail a formidable #2 or a solid dback day two id say were in phenomenal shape.

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#2771052 See you June 9th!

Posted by CarolinaAllDay on 09 May 2014 - 04:51 AM

One moron down, 10000 to go

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