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I was against Harbaugh when the franchise had a semblance of competence but now? Why not! Harbaugh is a certified weirdo but he’s a winner. Turned around Alex Smith’s career and got the most out of Kaepernick at QB.

70,301???? meanwhile…

At this point maybe Tepper should have a hot dog eating contest amongst the remaining coaches. The coach who eats the most hot dogs can be the interim head coach next game. There will be one extreme hot dog eating contest with a no double dogging rule for the full time head coaching job in the offseason.

He already knows all these things. David Tepper is a time traveling genius, remember? He’s 5 million steps ahead. Forget 4D chess, playing rounds of Gukungo with Cyberplex robots from the year 5381. The Panthers being bad is part of a much larger plan to save the world from the incoming invasion of hyper intelligent machines from the way distant future where bones become money.

Funny thing is that Evero has done well because Tepper DID NOT MEDDLE WITH HIS STAFF. Evero has many assistants he’s worked with before. Meanwhile the offense was a mish mash of random coaches from around the NFL because Tepper insisted Reich “go outside his circles” to build a staff. Pair the unfamiliarity of the coaching staff with Bryce Young’s struggles and it was a recipe for disaster.

Additional bonus from the rare win this season is that the Falcons forums are in full meltdown losing to a 1-12 team. Fire Arthur Smith, eject Desmond Ridder from the planet, etc etc. Looks oddly familiar though. Have fun. https://www.reddit.com/r/falcons/

I’m not bitching it was a straight up observation. Just a sad season

I saw a replay of the final kick and the players are jumping around like they won the Super Bowl

Baby Bryce

Not watching the game but reading these comments it seems Bryce is solidifying himself as a total bust joke who will go down as the worst #1 overall pick of all time. Yay!!

Panthers are going to weener queef all over this moist field today

Your vagina is smelly

Moore was the real starter for that 2010 team though, Daltons the backup. Point remains I think it would be an interesting game with the vets at QB

Except that team played lots of close games and didn’t feel as bad as the 2010 or 2023 teams

I think the 2010 team would beat the 2023 team with Matt Moore at QB

Nothing I said was personal, unless Hurney really did bang your wife? Damn I was just joking, I’m really sorry to hear that!

He is a better coach than Frank Reich that’s for sure

Paper bags and shirts that say “Go away David” should suffice

Haha I knew a dude who took a girl on a date to Jason’s Deli for the free soft serve ice cream.

Cam insinuated that the tie mandate wasn’t a real thing because he didn’t wear one to the previous game and they were making a big deal out of nothing

Cam tells it like it is. I miss him being our QB. I miss watching a panthers game and even though we’d lose half the time we at least had the chance to beat anyone on any given Sunday. Now it’s like hey, I know we’re going to lose, but which new and innovative way will it be this week? Bryce Young throws 4 pick 6’s? A blocked kickoff somehow?

Don’t gotta tell me twice, I think Fitterer has been a dunce since the moment he walked through the door.

Julius Peppers says hi. Your hate for Marty Hurney is so f*cking funny. Like this dude banged your wife or something. He wasn’t the greatest GM of all time but he is easily the best GM the Panthers have had and one of the best 1st round drafters of all time. But I guess hitting his first rounders for the better part of two decades is just lucky to you. Meanwhile your best friend Dave Gettleman is a certified dick who whiffed on several of his first rounders, and let’s not even get to the worst Panthers GM of all time Scott Fitterer. I’d take Hurney era competency back right about now.

Hurney at least had an eye for talent. He was about as boom or bust as it got. His hits were home runs. His whiffs were catastrophic.

You usually announce you’re leaving about once a year he just has to wait a little while