jasonluckydog

My stalker did this. I hooked up with this girl and old friend from school mid 90s. I told her I'm not looking for a serious deal. I blew her off for a month or 2. She kept calling, stopping by leaving notes etc. I was ducking her. My mom was unaware. I sold my house and my mom was helping me clean and move. I come home from work one night and my mom and this girl are packing my stuff. My mom is like your new gf is so sweet and helpful. She befriended my parents. Found my new address. This is a long story. I was nice to her but ended it once and for all. I played a part to blame. I used to drink. She would show up unexpectedly at my house while I'm drunk and let her do stuff. I always regretted it the next day. She started going to my parents house and following me, calling me at work. Now she is getting mad, she was going to show videos of us getting it on to my current gf. This lasted for years. My wife finally put her straight. Straight through a door. Well it was a screen door. So yeah its weird for someone to clean your house unexpectedly.

Give him a guaranteed 1 year deal 6 million with lots of incentives that could reach 10 million.

Put my Rick voice on from Pawn Stars . Do you know how hard it would it would be for me to move this? I don't have many people coming to my house looking for Cam jerseys. The best I can do is $100 dollars and I'm taking a huge risk here. We got a deal?

I tried my best to jinx the Eagles...

Frozen tears incomin

Eagle fans pooping ice cubes.

Rams defeat the Eagles at a brrrr frozen Lincoln Financial Field . The crowd gasped in disbelief as the final seconds ticked off.. Tonight on Sportscenter..

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Thank God that is over.

I'm surprised his agent hasn't fired him. Johnson ain't no broke player Diontae Johnson signed a 2 year , $36,710,000 contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers, including $17,500,000 signing bonus, $27,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $18,355,000.

He must have some serious mental health issues. A sane person would not behave like that. If its not mental illness he is on PCP.

2 is larger than 1.

Yep. We need Charlotte to be attacked by UFOs next season if we want to win a SB.

Tom Brady is

Is anyone watching this new Netflix series? It does sort of feel like a Red Dead Redemption game movie. Very graphic which is my favorite. Listening to my wife watch it was also entertaining all the gasp made me lol. 9 out of 10. Netflix has a new hit. 6 episode binge.

But he couldn't jump on the fumble.... Signed The Haters.

I'll eat the occasional squirrel until Mad Squirrel disease pops up.

I have eaten hundreds of squirrels and never got sick. Im sure some of you here have eaten off of thousands of cows and probably have gotten sick. Wild animals don't have any chemicals out into their feed. Squirrels eat nuts, berries and occasionally each other I just learned. Very healthy.

Wasn't he offered a lot of cash for this joint many years ago but rejected it...

I just got off the phone with a Jeremy. He said your tears only make him stronger and then he hung up the phone...pretty sure he was laughing.

I would let Cam impregnate my wife. 18 years of $$$$ child support. Plus I'll raise the bastard to be the greatest NFL player of all time. This kid would be my blindside money maker.

I finished 3rd and couldn't even draft that night. I was locked out. During the season I found Darnold all alone as a FA and a few other key pieces. Might try this method again. Except at the end I didn't have enough running backs.

Please don't let it be us.

Baltimore trades their 1st the 28ish pick for Hill.