Mr. Scot

Nobody knows yet. All we know is that he was carted off during warmups.

Nobody has a backup kicker. Some teams have an extra kicker on the practice squad but I checked, we don't.

The gameday menu for the last several weeks has been sh-t sandwiches

Lemme repeat myself here... SH-T!!!

Sh-t... sh-t... sh-t... sh-t... SH-T!

Did you mean "it" or are you making a personal statement?

Congrats...

Because under Tepper, we haven't even risen to that ridiculously low standard. He's actually made it worse.

Today's ref... But on the flipside, our revolutionary two QB system is good to go! They'll never know what hit em

Same

Threw a pick too, I believe.

If you want something to smile about this morning, the Patriots got jacked up last night. I didn't get to see much of it (family thing) but from what I've read, it was bad enough that Belichick got a little heated in his presser (among other things, some of his coaching decisions were called into question) Believe it or not, this is actually Panther related as well. How so? Well, if you're a fan of Matt Eberflus, last night's game was called a signature statement for his resumé when the next head coaching interview cycle (which hopefully includes us) gets going. And ironically enough, one writer pointed out that Eberflus was originally brought to Indianapolis by a coach who never actually took control of the team, but was then retained by Frank Reich when he got the job. That coach was, of course, Josh McDaniels.

Worse

In this case, I think I'd actually quote the words of the great philosopher Alfred M Yankovic... "Your butt is wide...well, mine is too"

Meyer was an a--hole on top of being incompetent. Rhule stops at just being incompetent.

Unfortunately not a hypothetical question...

A little more from Ellis, citing a guy who's considered to be one of the best ever...

Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality...

Ouch

Putting Miracle Whip in anything is grounds for a fistfight

To be clear, I'm all for drafting a quarterback. I am, however, absolutely not in favor of his development being entrusted to the current coaching staff.

Our coaching staff does a lot of things that don't make sense to thinking people. They clearly believe in themselves, which isn't a bad thing... ...unless you suck

I'm not sure it was gonna matter against the Bucs either

There's a wicked little part of my brain that would almost like to see this. It's kind of like that part of you that watches terrible movies even though you know they're terrible.

We've hired coaches who could get us to winning seasons but couldn't keep it going before...repeatedly, in fact. I don't want that kind of coach anymore.