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McCown, Moore ready to battle for No. 2 quarterback spot

Haywood Jablowme

By Haywood Jablowme,
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple

bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We

went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one

of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf

ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of

the cow's butt."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this

looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."

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      Vrabel and Russini? Athletic investigating.

      By Jackie Lee · Posted

      I mean not surprised the Patriots took him in and aren't trying to push him out. They've been the most morally bankrupt team in the NFL for a long while. Wouldn't be surprised if Vrabel has his own dirt on Kraft/Brady and other assholes from that organization over the last couple decades. 
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