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I dont think we can stop Davone Bess of the Dolphins, he's the greatest WR on Earth.


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Davone Bess doesn't need such common courtesies such as a "Helmet"

The Golden Calf of Bristol wears Davone Bess jammies

Davone Bess could slam a revolving door. Davone Bess' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried. If Davone Bess was to have surgery, the anesthesia would be applied to the doctors. If Davone Bess is late, time slows down. Bess always have sex on the first date. Always. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Davone Bess and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Davone Bess eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. Davone Bess doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Davone Bess. Davone Bess doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Davone Bess is the only reason why Dreads are popular.

Lil Wayne gets his influences from Bess.

Rastafarians bow to the Bess.

Chuck Norris prays to Devone Bess at night.

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The only thing that would be better is sarcasm from WWF/WWE personalities....

:D

Speaking of WWF personalities.....I was traveling today, and I had a layover in the Atlanta airport. Sitting one gate over waiting for his flight was none other than, The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.

True Story.

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