Great Pacific Garbage Patch

[Porn Shop Clerk]

But Hawk, I want to indulge AND smell my own farts!

[mmmbeans]

you can't really burn plastic. or styrofoam. actually, you can't really burn anything that's man made.

[Johnny Rockets]

you can't really burn plastic. or styrofoam. actually, you can't really burn anything that's man made.

<<<<wonders to self if Canada is considered man made.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Addendum to this problem. Anyone else getting irked at toilet paper companies? They're making "double" and "triple" rolls but the width is getting smaller, they don't fit on most of my bathroom toilet paper holders. F U CHARMIN. F. U.

[Hawk]

you can't really burn plastic. or styrofoam. actually, you can't really burn anything that's man made.

I tend to disagree...but I know what you are getting at.

You can bring them to high enough temperatures to alter their molecular structure enough to make them stable and non threatening to man or the environment!

fug, I sound like Scrum

[Hawk]

<<<<wonders to self if Canada is considered man made.

nope...but you can bet jersey was...ain't no way mother nature got that fuged up

[Delhomeboy]

I tend to disagree...but I know what you are getting at.

You can bring them to high enough temperatures to alter their molecular structure enough to make them stable and non threatening to man or the environment!

fug, I sound like Scrum

Wait, are you sure? Cause incinerator's gonna have a lot of nasty byproducts, isn't it? Unless you, like, put it through a nuke-u-lar vaporizer.

[Hawk]

sure it will the volume of those byproducts are one hell of a lot smaller than them big floating garbage dumps in the ocean!

[Delhomeboy]

sure it will the volume of those byproducts are one hell of a lot smaller than them big floating garbage dumps in the ocean!

Yeah but the big floating dumps...hell Idk. But putting all the plastic we produce into the atmosphere just seems like a road to a quick, painful demise.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Eh, sooner or later it will be profitable to clean up that garbage patch and recycle it.

[Zcustom]

Addendum to this problem. Anyone else getting irked at toilet paper companies? They're making "double" and "triple" rolls but the width is getting smaller, they don't fit on most of my bathroom toilet paper holders. F U CHARMIN. F. U.

Ah, the old "cheater sheet", classic. I can sell you a case of properly sized TP for cheap. 96 rolls per case will last you a year or so

<<<works in the TP industry

[Porn Shop Clerk]

You can keep that John Wayne toilet paper bro!

[Zcustom]

I got Angel Soft and Charmin here brah

[Johnny Rockets]

<<<< files patent on Pacific Garbage Patch Kids.

I'm gonna be rich!!!!!!