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Any business analysts in tha house?


pstall

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Yes, your hired. Just send me all your ideas. I'll ignore them all until my ideas fall flat. Then i'll look back on my notes from what you said and take them as my own. Once these ideas turn into gold i'll be sure to mail your Christmas bonus in form of a fortune cookie.

Good luck though pstall

p.s. your fortune cookie will read 'time to give the man, the finger'

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Yes, your hired. Just send me all your ideas. I'll ignore them all until my ideas fall flat. Then i'll look back on my notes from what you said and take them as my own. Once these ideas turn into gold i'll be sure to mail your Christmas bonus in form of a fortune cookie.

Good luck though pstall

p.s. your fortune cookie will read 'time to give the man, the finger'

great. i do this already.

what im trying to do is align myself to use my ideas to actually get the right amount of bonus/compensation that is tied to them.

they come to me monthly, umm hey pstall, can you sti in on this conf call or go to this session. they seem to be stuck or need some help. translation, can you give them some ideas so we can stay employed?

and i get jack.

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