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The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to seven-foot eight-inch Anna Swan (1846-1888), a long-legged Scottish temptress who once plopped out a 26-pound baby with a 19 inch head, the biggest baby recorded in world history.

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Although rare, it is possible for the Vagina to fall out. Know as Female Genital Prolapse, FGP is characterized by a portion of the vaginal canal protruding from the opening of the vagina. The condition usually occurs when the pelvic floor collapses as a result of childbirth.

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In 1986, MIT research associate Joe Davis led a project to transmit the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighboring star systems. To do so, he recorded the vaginal contractions of ballet dancers. The messages were to be sent from MIT’s Mill stone Hill Radar to Epsilon Eridani, Tau Ceti and two other stars.

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Although the legend of “vagina dentate” –a pussy with teeth poised to rip off the male organ—is known to be a myth, there is some evidence that certain women have vaginal muscles strong enough to clamp down on the male organ and prevent it from withdrawing. Know clinically as penis captivus, it is thought to be caused by involuntary spasms in the levator ani muscles deep in the vagina.

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Some other names given to the vagina:

Abyss. The

Bearded Clam

Beef Curtains

Birth Cannon

Black Bess

Bluebeard’s Closet

Bone Yard

Bum Fiddle

Butter Boat

Cabbage Field

Cape Horn

Catcher’s Mitt

Cloven Tuft

Cock Socket

Cooter

Cradle of Filth

Crease

Crotch Cobbler

Cum Dumpster

Dead-End Street

Dick Sharpener

Doodle Sack

Eel Skinner

Fancy Bit

Fish Factory

Flaming Lips

Flesh Tuxedo

Flytrap

Foofy Bird

Fun Tunnel

Furback Turtle

Goldfinch’s Nest

Goo Pot

Gravy Boat

Grindstone

Gutted Hamster

Hairy Manilow

Happy Valley

Hidey Hole

Hoo-Ha

Jack Straw’s Castle

Knob Gobbler

Lady Jane

Lapland

Lobster Claw

Madge

Magpie’s Net

Manhole

Map of Tasmania

Mark of the Beast

Meat Muffin

Moose Knuckle

Mother of all Souls

Mount Pleasant

Mustard Pot

Organ Grinder

Pecan Pattie

Penis Penitentiary

Periwinkle

Pink Canoe

Punani

Pipe Cleaner

Prick Purse

Quivering Quim

Red-Haired Lass

Rocket Pocket

Rusty Axe Wound

Sacapuntas

Salt Cellar

Sausage Wallet

Scabbard

Silk Igloo

Skunk Guts

Slobbering Bulldog

Smelly Jelly Hole

Snake Charmer

South Pole

Snapper

Sperm Harbor

Split Knish

Stench Trench

Sticky Bun

Sugar Basin

Taffy Puller

Tinkleflower

Trout Basket

Tuna Taco

Twat Waffle

Under-Dimple

Vadge

Vertical Grimace

Velvet Glove

Weenie Wringer

Whisker Biscuit

Willy Washer

Wound That Never Heals, The

Ya-Ya

Yeast Cake

Yoni

Yum-Yum

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Although there is wide anatomical variation, the length of the unaroused vagina is approximately 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 inches) across the anterior wall (front), and 9 cm (3.5 inches) long across the posterior wall (rear). Vaginas are incredibly stretchable, and can stretch up to 200% if necessary.

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SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE STATS:

75.2% of men know where the clitoris is located.

Only 70.8% of women know.

33% of women can’t find their own G-Spot.

Nearly 33% of women can’t have an orgasm from vaginal sex alone.

10-15% of all women have never experienced an orgasm.

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The World Record for the most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big O’s, one lucky gal rubbed out 222 orgasms in one sitting to take the prize this year.

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The speculum a gynecologist uses in 2010 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in a old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. Worse yet, a speculum identical to models used today was unearthed in some girl’s rubble at Pompeii.

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