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mr beauxjangles

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LMAO. I saw that on TV-my wife and I get a kick out of the Moms that subject their children to this poo. Jacking up little girls on the Dew to make them jump around on stage. That Mom is one hideous creature for sure.

Might be a good way to make money off dumb people though.

Hold your pageant at a hotel and get the stage area comped if you have enough enough people to fill x amount of rooms. Costs zero

Buy 12 different kinds of crowns and trophys in bulk (I'm guessing 500 bucks in bulk)

Flaming gay guy to Emcee (200 dollars)

50 dollars of fabric from Joann's for backdrops and stuff.

200 dollars to talk 3-4 people in to judging-that or get some friends drunk and let them do it for free. 50.00 for beer of choice.

Ronco Mr Microphone for sound system. 29.99.

So all that comes to about 900.00 dollars depending on how you pay your judges. With a 100 dollar entry fee you just need a minimum of 9 dumb people to break even. If your smart you work kick back fees from dance instructors, make up people, dress people, tanning salons.

Oh forgot, 100 dollars for security to run off the creepers in the back that do not have anyone in the pageant.

Anybody in?

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