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Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...

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Also if you have a phone worth half a poo, you'll clip it to your belt and not keep it in your pocket like an oaf.

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do they make belt clips for the iphone? could that be part of Zod's reasoning?

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I bought a midget. I built a flat shelf and nailed it to it's head. It has places for my keys, wallet, phone, iPod, pens, USB drives, etc. It follows me around so whenever I need something it's always there. And when I get mad I just kick it in the face. I call it Stump.

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Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.

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Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.

It is pretty lame.

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lol the day I want to impress a woman who is capable of giving a blowjob that I would consider worth $500 is the day I'll care enough to not wear my phone on a clip and let it get scratched all to hell. Obviously I know it doesn't scream sex appeal.

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do scratches affect the phone's functionality? i have a touch phone and put one those skin protectors over the screen.

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touch phones fail. They suck in the winter because they operate in response to body heat. And I have it on good account that the technology will be dead in the next few years

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Touch screens are annoying and only popular because technologically inept trendy queers like them.

I don't know about you, but if I spend a good chunk of my hard-earned money on a nice pda phone, I want to keep it looking nice for as long as possible, and not like I dry hump a gravel driveway every night with my phone in my pocket.

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My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.

Big turn on. lol

I know a dude that literally has three phones on his belt at all times. Doesn't do the bluetooth in the ear thing though...

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touch phones fail. They suck in the winter because they operate in response to body heat. And I have it on good account that the technology will be dead in the next few years

i've had an LG voyager for a while now, and have had no trouble like you are talking about.

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I asked my gf what her opinion was about guys with belt clips - "only wear yours when you're not with me"

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