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Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...

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Fanny packs out of fashion? :(

not even Hulk Hogan can pull off the fanny pack

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:lol:

Well that would explain why I can still get them cheap..

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Are you married to Batman? :D

That would be cool. All that money :biggrin5:

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1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.

2. Do not clip your cell phone to your belt, thats what pockets are for.

/end

I will never stop doing #2 because I look worlds more important that way.

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Also if you have a phone worth half a poo, you'll clip it to your belt and not keep it in your pocket like an oaf.

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do they make belt clips for the iphone? could that be part of Zod's reasoning?

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I bought a midget. I built a flat shelf and nailed it to it's head. It has places for my keys, wallet, phone, iPod, pens, USB drives, etc. It follows me around so whenever I need something it's always there. And when I get mad I just kick it in the face. I call it Stump.

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Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.

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Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.

It is pretty lame.

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lol the day I want to impress a woman who is capable of giving a blowjob that I would consider worth $500 is the day I'll care enough to not wear my phone on a clip and let it get scratched all to hell. Obviously I know it doesn't scream sex appeal.

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