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I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!

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You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

He's looking for easy jokes and nobody is helping. -_-

Here's one to add...

“I might drive you to ___________ on Monday. I’ll see how I feel, okay?”

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Well, I came up with some really great, original vows that were so in tune with her and my relationship. I, of course, left these written vows folded in the back pocket of the blue jeans I wore to the venue prior to changing into my tux....... I realized this about 5 minutes before I had to join the ceremony, so I tried as hard as I could to remember the most important, meaningful and funny parts that I had written. I did well... I nailed it, in fact. People were in tears and seconds later laughing their asses off. It was a triumph. Women now sings songs of it and men speak of it around campfires.

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Ha! The vows are the easy part bro.

Congrats though.

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I hope it included the words 'thanks for letting me get up on that.'

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