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#1 Hairless Cat

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 07:51 AM

I guess he showed them.



A man remains in critical condition in hospital after stabbing himself repeatedly in front of police and then throwing his intestines at them.

Wayne Carter, 43, called police in Hackensack, New Jersey at 10 p.m. on Sunday to say he had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

Officers swooped on his Clay Street home and kicked in the door to his room, which he had blocked with furniture, Lt. John Heinemann said.


Carter was cowering in the corner of the room holding a 12-inch knife.


When he stood up, he shouted at the officers and frantically stabbed himself all over his body, leaving more then 50 stab wounds.


Officers saw that his intestines were sticking out from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said.


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#2 Irv

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:05 AM

bath salts

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:09 AM

"LSD"

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

I'd have to be on drugs to read that text in the OP.

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

Thread title of the year.

#6 Jase

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:23 AM

trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.

#7 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:27 AM

I wouldn't be able to stomach the stuation if I were that cop having to watch that

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:32 AM

the cops had to gut it out to deal with that one.

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:46 AM

trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.


go on...just take a stab at it

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:48 AM

the article is pretty bad, but these puns are offal.

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:17 AM

Rectum, he barely touched 'em!

#12 pOpCoRnPoPpEr

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:45 AM

Wayne Carter bowels to no man! He pulled a knife and gutted the police yeah!

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:49 AM

Still waiting on the pics

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:51 AM

Just a regular guy doing a self-colonoscopy and checking for IBS.

#15 Shufdog

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:20 AM

That's weird... it didn't happen in Florida!


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