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Man Stabs Himself Throws Intestines At Police

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I guess he showed them.



[size=5][size=1]A man remains in critical condition in hospital after stabbing himself repeatedly in front of police and then throwing his intestines at them.[/size][/size]

[size=5][size=1]Wayne Carter, 43, called police in Hackensack, New Jersey at 10 p.m. on Sunday to say he had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.[/size][/size]

[size=5][size=1]Officers swooped on his Clay Street home and kicked in the door to his room, which he had blocked with furniture, [/size][size=1]Lt. John Heinemann said.[/size][/size]


[size="5"][size=1]Carter was cowering in the corner of the room holding a 12-inch knife.[/size][/size]


[size="5"][size=1]When he stood up, he shouted at the officers and frantically stabbed himself all over his body, leaving more then 50 stab wounds.[/size][/size]


[size="5"][size=1]Officers saw that his intestines were sticking out from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said.[/size][/size]


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bath salts

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"LSD"

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I'd have to be on drugs to read that text in the OP.

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Thread title of the year.

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trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.

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I wouldn't be able to stomach the stuation if I were that cop having to watch that

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the cops had to gut it out to deal with that one.

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[quote name='Jase' timestamp='1338384204' post='1787064']
trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.
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go on...just take a stab at it

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the article is pretty bad, but these puns are offal.

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Rectum, he barely touched 'em!

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Wayne Carter bowels to no man! He pulled a knife and gutted the police yeah!

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