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Stressed guys dig fat chicks

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It's because they're always hungry.

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"suck a mean penis"

did I just read that?

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I like thick chicks but fat chicks on the other hands are a complete turnoff for me drunk, sober or stressed.

Spot on....however some thick chicks are a cookie or two away from falling over into the dark side,

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In HS I had this really cute chubby GF, she could suck a mean penis. I asked her how could it be possible she was that good? She literally said that she thought the dick was a hot dog or something edible...I thought that made some sense. But it was funny as hell.

After her I dated 2 more fat chicks and it was 3 for 3. They enjoyed it too. Weird man. Weird.

Yup. I had one tell me (because i asked also, its science or something genetic) and she said she imagines it being a ice cream cone she can go to town on without the mess (until i finish of course)

Seemed legit.

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like motorized scooters, they're fun to ride until your friends find out

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I smoke weed for my stress and i'm too skinny to fug fat chicks. But for some reason fat chicks dig me.

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Not at all attracted to big dudes...not....at....all....

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Not at all attracted to big dudes...not....at....all....

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Is this why I thought my wife was just as hot when pregnant?

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I love thick girls. Wouldn't ever fug a huge bitch though, but if she has a cute face I always let her suck it.

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What does stressed spell backwards?

Desserts.

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