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PhillyB

so uh im having a kid

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Mine had food aversions.

I couldn't cook food in the house for 2 months.

My wife went through about 3 weeks where she was craving peanut butter and pickle relish sandwiches. One of the nastiest tasting things ever created.

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all the while..she is growing A BABY INSIDE OF HER AND THEN SQUIRTS IT THRU THE VAGINAL CANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGNOSAMMICHESFOR2MONTHZ!!!

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Listen...

I suffered too...

PhillyB should get my wife to tell his wifey the low down on baby delivering.

That afternoon went something like this...

Call to Kurb from Wifey "Hey babe, I feel rough, I really gotta poop... owwwwwww Im having like poop pains" ME: "thats wonderful, I'll see you in an hour".

4 Hours later...

"IM READY FOR EPIDURAL I AM READY GIVE IT TO ME NOW"

4 Hours later

"TURN UP THE EPIDURAL TURN IT UP NOW"

4 Hours later

"HOLY fuging poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring of fire moment*

"Wahh wahhh wahhh"

"ohh ohh hey baby zac"

Me *thinks* I can never un-see that....

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ugh

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My wife went through about 3 weeks where she was craving peanut butter and pickle relish sandwiches. One of the nastiest tasting things ever created.

Never had that stuff.

Was more of things that couldn't be in the house..smells of food and the like.

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ugh

It will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

and if its a girl I can introduce her to my son. :D

Best advice I can give you.

Don't watch it come out. It will scar your brain.

Also get your wifey a kids inflatable floaty tube.

I will think of more later...

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Listen...

I suffered too...

PhillyB should get my wife to tell his wifey the low down on baby delivering.

That afternoon went something like this...

Call to Kurb from Wifey "Hey babe, I feel rough, I really gotta poop... owwwwwww Im having like poop pains" ME: "thats wonderful, I'll see you in an hour".

4 Hours later...

"IM READY FOR EPIDURAL I AM READY GIVE IT TO ME NOW"

4 Hours later

"TURN UP THE EPIDURAL TURN IT UP NOW"

4 Hours later

"HOLY fuging poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring of fire moment*

"Wahh wahhh wahhh"

"ohh ohh hey baby zac"

Me *thinks* I can never un-see that....

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh

were you down "there" watching Zac come into this world????

If my time ever comes, I've already told MrPF you do NOT go south of my waist...DO NOT LOOK DOWN THERE!

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh

were you down "there" watching Zac come into this world????

If my time ever comes, I've already told MrPF you do NOT go south of my waist...DO NOT LOOK DOWN THERE!

I was not down there per say, I am however tall enough to see most everything in a room. Curiosity got the best of me.....i'll never forget. Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

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DO NOT LOOK DOWN THERE!

Cannot emphasize this enough. Focus on Mom. You can worry about the baby when it comes out.

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Me *thinks* I can never un-see that....

...aaaaaand this is the reason why I was only in the room for one of my kids being born... and that was only because it happened very quickly and I couldn't get out.

I stayed up at the head area.

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Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

My exact words to the doctor:

*white faced*

"That poo is no joke, doc"

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another little crumb snatcher. Congrats

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I was not down there per say, I am however tall enough to see most everything in a room. Curiosity got the best of me.....i'll never forget. Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

oh gawd

lol @relatively small fleshy area....is that an insult?

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