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Tips about Fapping

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The trick to get a huge load is to wait. Rub slowly at the base of your wang where your balls meet. (Make sure to have shaved everything off. Hair gets in the way.) Hold on to it when you're about to nut bend your knees a bit. If you're good with your prostate you can manipulate this and literally charge up your load and then BAM! A huge splurge comes out.

You should try Jelqing.

ivan sounds like a fuging professional

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Lol, i knew this topic was coming.

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spit on it

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Watch porn for about three hours straight then jerk it. You'll have to take a shower afterwards.

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I always remove my priest robes before I begin. Don't want any more incriminating stains.

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no mention of sitting on your hand first?

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Or do it with your left hand.

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Two words: Prostate

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I have never fapped

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and I'm an A cup

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You fap every time you take a big poop.

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