301 replies to this topic

[Shlomo]

apple pie, no contest. I can't believe there hasn't been a single mention of blueberry pie. Although it may be a northern crop, judgment of everyone here is now in question.

[Panthers Nation]

That's not pecan jelly, it's coagulated corn syrup.

lol I didn't know,I always called it pecan jelly,so good.

[Mr. Scot]

Is it better to get free agent pie or draft it?

And which type best fits our system? Has no one thought of that?

[catfang]

God help me but I couldn't stop

[Mr. Scot]

castration?

What effect would it have?

[Jase]

Is it better to get free agent pie or draft it?

And which type best fits our system? Has no one thought of that?

Official Pie of the year > Replacement official pie of the year

[jayflip]

castration?

Custration

[Scrumtrilescent]

1. Lemon meringue and key lime pies are delish. They are great on a hot summer day when you don't want to eat a warm dessert.
2. Pecan pie is fuging awesome and is beyond contestation. Putting chocolate in it is like adding one to infinity. Pointless. Why improve on greatness?
3. Apple pie is good as well...but I need to have a nice slice of sharp cheddar cheese to go with it. It's called culture, try it sometime.
4. Talking about apple pies, you may want to try a grated apple pie. By grating the apples instead of slicing them, you increase the apple/bite ration by 43%.
5. A mix of apples in an apple pie is preferred...sticking with one is being a pansy. Take the training wheels off, kids.
6. Custard is great. Jase is right...my Maw Maw makes a custard the same time she makes her pecan pie. They go together like peas and carrots.
7. Lastly....quiche is tasty. Man enough to say so. Who doesn't like little bite size omelets in a crust??




And I don't have to choose. I'll take one of each, plz. If you have to choose, stop being poor.

[Panthers Nation]

How the fug did strawberry pie make it over blueberry pie

[Mr. Scot]

Official Pie of the year > Replacement official pie of the year

I think that one got overturned.

[Khaki Lackey]

Key West called, they want you to bring back your Key Lime Pie and your butt hole asap.

This is an obvious personal attack!! A moderator needs to ban this "Zod" character!

[Jase]

1. Lemon meringue and key lime pies are delish. They are great on a hot summer day when you don't want to eat a warm dessert.
2. Pecan pie is fuging awesome and is beyond contestation. Putting chocolate in it is like adding one to infinity. Pointless. Why improve on greatness?
3. Apple pie is good as well...but I need to have a nice slice of sharp cheddar cheese to go with it. It's called culture, try it sometime.
4. Talking about apple pies, you may want to try a grated apple pie. By grating the apples instead of slicing them, you increase the apple/bite ration by 43%.
5. A mix of apples in an apple pie is preferred...sticking with one is being a pansy. Take the training wheels off, kids.
6. Custard is great. Jase is right...my Maw Maw makes a custard the same time she makes her pecan pie. They go together like peas and carrots.
7. Lastly....quiche is tasty. Man enough to say so. Who doesn't like little bite size omelets in a crust??




And I don't have to choose. I'll take one of each, plz. If you have to choose, stop being poor.

Literally everything in this post is scientific fact.

[Khaki Lackey]

Banana pudding done right would literally drop kick every pie in the face.

Banana pudding in a pie crust sounds awesome. I might try that this weekend.

Holy sweet mother of Jody Breeze! I feel like I was there when fire was discovered. Merengue on top and a crust made out of crushed up vanilla wafers. SCP you magnificent bastard, you just invented the best desert ever.

[rodeo]

Apple Pie. Not that dutch apple pie crap either.

Mother fuggin apple pie with the weave of crust on the top. Warm from the oven with a scoop of Breyers vanilla dripping over the edge.

wtf, Breyers? You don't like pecan pie because it's 75% corn syrup, yet you like ice cream made out of corn syrup? Breyers is fuging terrible.

Ingredients: milk, skim milk, sugar, corn syrup, cream, maltodextrin, whey, cellulose gel, mono & diglycerides, guar gum, cellulose gum, natural flavor, carob bean gum, carrageenan.

[Cary Kollins]

Yeah breyers used to just be sugar, cream and vanilla but I guess they sold their soul to the corn syrup man.