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#1 FurdTurgason

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:40 AM

Damn I wish this guy was still around...



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Posted 05 December 2012 - 07:05 AM

Funny guyyyy

#3 j2sgam

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    cant beat the original...

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:06 AM

2 of my favorites of his: I can read minds... Doesnt matter though 'cause Im illiterate....

I am against picketing. I just dont know how to show it....

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:28 AM

Listening to Smackie the Frog on iheartradio right now.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:38 AM

My apartment is infested with koala bears.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:39 AM

Sadly never really heard much of his stuff before, just knew the name. That video had me laughing though.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:22 AM

I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

#8 FurdTurgason

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:23 AM

I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."



LMAO. I can relate to that one.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:33 AM

i saw his last show. :(

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:09 PM

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You'll never see an "escalator temporarily out of service" sign. You'll see a "escalator temporary stairs; sorry for the convenience".


The "Phil" heckler on his last CD was hilarious too. Too lazy to youtube it, but it's a great bit.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:27 PM

Hey want some more homemade sprite? NOT TILL YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE fug ELSE IS IN IT...

#12 j2sgam

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:01 PM

Funny that he had stage fright... You can see his nervousness in them 6 minutes...

From wiki:

Hedberg was interviewed by Jonathan Davis in the December 2001 issue of Penthouse. In the interview, published three years before his death, he was asked "If you could choose, how would you end your life?" His response was "First, I'd want to get famous, and then I'd overdose. If I overdosed at this stage in my career, I would be lucky if it made the back pages."


Wow.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:02 PM

LMAO. I can relate to that one.


ditto. old guys are funny with their pitching wedges, argyle socks, legend of bagger vance knee knockers, and golf cart.

#14 FurdTurgason

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:45 PM

I had a parrot and it talked. But it never said "I'm hungry, so it died."



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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:18 AM

Mitch is the greatest of all time. Nobody will ever replace him and anyone that does is just knocking of his bit.