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How exactly do people get fat?

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Z is onto something here. I have heard Ice Cream is the key. The combination of fat and sugar is apparently the ticket.

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Oh also add at least 6 cans of soda too, make it a 12 pack if you really want progress.

Seriously though, don't fight it Jase. I tried to gain for years and did all the fad stuff, never worked. One day my metabolism died though and I'd give anything to be skinny again.

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Stop sipping beer and go carb crazy.

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Gorge on taco bell just before bed.

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Beer made me fat. Well not fat, just skinny with a gut.

If you really want to up your calorie intake just drink a gallon of milk...every day.

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1) Get a desk job and only get up to take a bathroom break.

2) Get your girl/wife/friend pregnant. Eat whatever she eats and double it.

3) Be too tired to work out from watching your sleepless baby and from your desk job sitting on your arse all day and watch the pounds come on.

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1) Get a desk job and only get up to take a bathroom break.

2) Get your girl/wife/friend pregnant. Eat whatever she eats and double it.

3) Be too tired to work out from watching your sleepless baby and from your desk job sitting on your arse all day and watch the pounds come on.

I have done all of these things twice in the last 2.5 years, lol.

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you go to hell and you die!

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I dont know how it happened... I was 200lbs in the 6th grade & stayed that weight until I was almost 30. Ive put on about 40lbs in the last 8 years... Eat some fuggin pasta, pencilneck....

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