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Cam Newton dons cover of ESPN the Magazine

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I do like the cover photo though.  Kind of destroys the narrative that Cam wears the towel because he is "mopping" on the sideline.

 

Even heard the announcer say it last week, "Cam with the towel on his head already" or something along those lines.

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1 month ago this cover would have had male Panther fans fapping.

I'm still fapping. Keep Fapping.

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Timing reminds me of last year when Cam launched his clothing line right after the Giants buttshmanged us.

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I'm slowly forming the opinion the Gettleman had a secret meeting with Cam in which he explained this season is all about fixing the cap, getting the old vets out, good draft picks, and railroading Rivera out of town so Gettleman can hire David Shaw/Greg Roman.

I also believe in Aliens and spirits...

I actually agree with you on everything but the aliens

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Is this on the shelf everywhere or is this a region specific cover?

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this reminds me of forest gump when he was asked ifhe had found jesus, "i didn't know i was suppose to be looking for him."

 

I didn't know i needed to be reminded Cam is a franchise qb.

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I actually agree with you on everything but the aliens

 

Aliens, hell yes.  Spirts, probably.  Cam secret meeting, maybe. 

 

And dang, ESPN needs to chill out on the Contrast photoshop filter.  Cam's face looks jacked.

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