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Cam Newton dons cover of ESPN the Magazine

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SCP    30,419

1 month ago this cover would have had male Panther fans fapping.

I'm still fapping. Keep Fapping.

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ecualumni06    81

I'm slowly forming the opinion the Gettleman had a secret meeting with Cam in which he explained this season is all about fixing the cap, getting the old vets out, good draft picks, and railroading Rivera out of town so Gettleman can hire David Shaw/Greg Roman.

I also believe in Aliens and spirits...

I actually agree with you on everything but the aliens

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TheRumGone    14,356

this reminds me of forest gump when he was asked ifhe had found jesus, "i didn't know i was suppose to be looking for him."

 

I didn't know i needed to be reminded Cam is a franchise qb.

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Fan01    552

I actually agree with you on everything but the aliens

 

Aliens, hell yes.  Spirts, probably.  Cam secret meeting, maybe. 

 

And dang, ESPN needs to chill out on the Contrast photoshop filter.  Cam's face looks jacked.

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Aliens, hell yes.  Spirts, probably.  Cam secret meeting, maybe. 

 

And dang, ESPN needs to chill out on the Contrast photoshop filter.  Cam's face looks jacked.

 

 

I was actually going to ask if Newton has been tanning.  No offense intended - his skin tone just appears to be a few shades darker than normal.

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jtnc    3,667

I was actually going to ask if Newton has been tanning. No offense intended - his skin tone just appears to be a few shades darker than normal.

Training camp tan.

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csx    7,321

I was actually going to ask if Newton has been tanning.  No offense intended - his skin tone just appears to be a few shades darker than normal.

Makeup and photoshop

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JJT    471

If he were wearing the magazine over his head instead of the towel, he would be donning it.

 

If his likeness appears on the cover of the magazine, he is adorning it.

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