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Khaki Lackey

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This is Cam's year to silence a lot of critics

29 April 2015 - 07:48 AM

First of all. Cam doesn't need to prove anything to me. I've watched every NFL snap he's played and I know he's got the goods.
There is, however, a large contingent of morons that still spout out the "immature" "just a running back" narrative. (Read the comments on any article about Cam if you insist on proof.)
Our schedule this year provides Cam with an opportunity for a publicity tour of delusional fan bases. Cam has a chance to showcase his abilities in front of the Hawks fans at home and their temporary Wolfpacker Russ Wilson bandwagoners, the redneck Carolina Skins fans, the dolts that say RG3 is a better QB, the Luck-huggers, the Chip Kelly fanbois, the cheese-headed discount double checkers, and the freakin' Reverse Cowgirls on Turkey Day. These teams not only have obnoxious, ignorant fans, but they have huge bandwagon fan bases right here in NC.
It's going to be sweet watching Cam serve them all some Crowjangles[emoji768] canjun spiced blackbird with a side of fries that doesn't have nearly enough seasoning on them. (seriously, I'll give the person behind the counter a tip if they just hand me the damn shaker.)
Thanks for reading my cool story, bros!

Division crown pie

28 December 2014 - 06:49 PM

Norman is becoming our Richard Sherman, Norwell is a beast, Cam is becoming elite and we're going to the playoffs. Pie for all!!!!

Ways to enjoy this season...

12 November 2014 - 04:13 PM

Well, this season is officially spiraling down the toilet. You're probably asking yourself, "how can I possibly have a good time watching the remainder of these embarrassing beat downs?" Here are a few suggestions: (best done at BOA but can be done at home or at a sports bar)

Wear a 59 jersey, tackle people you see in opponents jerseys and have a group of friends scream, "Luuuuuuuuke!"

Wear a 77 jersey and a sombrero, when Bell's man breezes by him, yell "ole!!!"
(You'll probably get hoarse, bring some Ricola®)

Drink every time Cam is sacked (make sure you have a DD, obviously)

Wear the opposing team's jersey

In the name of levity, I would love to hear some of your suggestions. At least take the brief time to tell Uncle Khaki that his thread is "dildos."