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PanthersBigD

Member Since 19 Mar 2012
Offline Last Active Dec 23 2014 06:18 PM
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#3130502 God and Car Crashes (or other disasters, accidents, etc)

Posted by PanthersBigD on 11 December 2014 - 07:34 PM

one of my wife's friends from the fundamentalist instead-of-college academy in texas she attended recently posting the following quote by christian author mark batterson: "intellectual analysis always results in spiritual paralysis."

 

it's so true.

 

Or as the my tour guide at the Vatican would say, every time I rolled my eyes at his recounting of one of dozens of popes duping his followers into giving up land, money, etc. by telling them he'd had a vision from God..."Well, you must have faith!"

 

Anyone who thinks Scientology is the craziest religion has never been to the Vatican.




#3130438 Cam's First Facebook Post Since the Accident

Posted by PanthersBigD on 11 December 2014 - 06:14 PM

1O1! 1'm just try1ng to f1gure out whether we're supposed to be rep1ac1ng our "L's" or our "I's" with 1's. Th1s 1s rea11y confus1ng!




#3130426 God and Car Crashes (or other disasters, accidents, etc)

Posted by PanthersBigD on 11 December 2014 - 06:00 PM

When asking myself why people give God credit when they survive a car crash, but also give him a pass when someone they love doesn't, I'm reminded of this awesome quote from True Detective:
 
Rust Cohle: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of sh*t. And I'd like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamn day? What's that say about your reality?

 

A little harsher than I would have put it, but still hits the nail on the head.




#3130365 What is your excitement level for this game?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 11 December 2014 - 05:06 PM

10! My wife scored free tickets so I'm pumped!

 

I like Monsta's prediction. Can you imagine if that actually happened? How hard ESPN would come in its collective pants, for a story about a QB that recently 'cheated death' and 'received a new lease on life' only to channel it into winning a Super Bowl? Remember how hard they jizzed themselves when Jerome Bettis played in a SB in Detroit!?!11 Did you know he was from Detroit??!??




#3069462 What is the most tempting thing you have ever resisted?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 05 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

Several threesomes, offered by women while I was dating someone else. Said no to all of them, telling myself it was the right thing to do. Looking back I wish I'd just been a bastard and dove in head first.

 




#3069410 next two years

Posted by PanthersBigD on 05 November 2014 - 02:23 PM

Guess I need to expand my horizons and stop hanging out with hard working and successful people.....where do the rest of you meet. :P

 

You're already here. ALL. THE. TIME. Especially active between 8AM-6PM when you're supposedly working hard.  




#3069005 next two years

Posted by PanthersBigD on 05 November 2014 - 10:32 AM

Least productive Senate in history of the country.

 

Numbers prove that.

 

 

 

Well, then they've given you something to shoot for haven't they? LOL.

 

It always cracks me up when one side wins the majority and some retard posts about how, "We now have a mandate..."

 

Nothings going to happen. No one's going to do anything productive. They're going to spend 75% of their time campaigning/fundraising just like the guy/gal they booted out.

 

Voting these days is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

 

I do like seeing Chris Matthews looking sour though.
 




#3055570 "Good morning" = harassment.

Posted by PanthersBigD on 30 October 2014 - 05:23 PM

As a white guy with money I've been begged to, followed, accosted, even spat at by homeless people or people who are socioeconomically worse off than I was. I remember one time I was like 18 or so and sitting at a stoplight and had some junkie looking white guy stand at my driver's side window close enough to where I'd have to run over his feet to get away looking for taxi fare.

Similarly, the instances depicted here involve people who obviously look socioeconomically worse off than she does. I guess harassment just doesn't count if you're male. At least that's what's implied by the way the video is represented.

 

Then just imagine how MadHatter feels...
 




#3024867 I can go literally anywhere. where should i go

Posted by PanthersBigD on 17 October 2014 - 11:56 AM

I'm stuck at work and you're traveling the world, so you can go to hell.

 

Just kidding. I would go to India.




#3022598 Engagement Rings

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 03:15 PM

Yeah, but what about him?

 

He's married to an exercise fanatic who loves sci-fi and video games. I would say he gives no shits about any of her rings.




#3022523 If you ever wonder how close sharks come to North Carolina coast line...

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 02:34 PM

that looks less like a feeding frenzy and more like a group of them got helplessly swept in with a stronger than usual tide.

 

Sounds like a job for George Costanza, Marine Biologist:

 


 




#3022336 Is there anything more manlyer than a beard?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 12:54 PM

I don't enjoy having a beard. They look good, but they're a lot of work to maintain and I got tired of drinking through a straw so I wouldn't have to constantly dry off my upper lip.I think women like the idea/appearance of a beard over the reality/feel of a beard.  To each their own.

 

And to your point, PhillyB...I value intelligence very highly, but I'd be lying if I said that my wife's femininity had nothing to do with my attraction to her. I could be wrong, but I don't think you'd be content with a woman that looks like Julia Sweeney's 'Pat' from SNL, no matter how intellectually curious and fascinating she was. I've met women that I was attracted to intellectually, but in no way felt physically attracted to them. When I found someone that did both, I married her.




#3022269 Is there anything more manlyer than a beard?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 12:27 PM

conchita.jpg

 

And here comes Arsen, throwing Iranian girls into the mix! :D
 




#3022250 Is there anything more manlyer than a beard?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 12:18 PM

I've banged a bald chick before. You really don't miss the hair

 

My friend hooked up with a chick from a bar one night wearing one of those little 'bob' style wigs that girls sometimes wear for bachelorette parties, etc. Turns out though that she had alopecia, and was as bald as Kojak. Super hot though, so I was always puzzled why he let our other friends give him grief about it. Twenty something guys are complete assholes. Haha.




#3022246 Is there anything more manlyer than a beard?

Posted by PanthersBigD on 15 October 2014 - 12:15 PM

long hair

 

Catherine Bell. Your argument is invalid. :D






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