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#2904243 Official Panthers - Patriots Gameday Thread

Posted by Captroop on Yesterday, 09:31 PM

Guess I need to poo the whole game next time

The Panthers managed to do it, so it can't be that hard.

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#2900054 Post a pic, any pic.

Posted by Captroop on 20 August 2014 - 02:30 PM


#2898399 Post a pic, any pic.

Posted by Captroop on 19 August 2014 - 02:12 PM

Never click a YouTube link sent to you over the internet while you're signed in.


Sign out first.


With Google being hooked into everything, I can never tell what I'm signed into or out of anymore.

#2898362 Post a pic, any pic.

Posted by Captroop on 19 August 2014 - 01:49 PM

ok this is....


this is...


srsly wtf 



Thanks, PSC. Now her videos appear in my YouTube suggestions.


Fug you, butt hole.

#2896779 Things that need to he invented.

Posted by Captroop on 18 August 2014 - 12:07 PM

Death Star


The US Government has already been petitioned to build it. And they said no: https://petitions.wh...e-youre-looking


Thanks, Obama!

#2896498 Pam Oliver questions to Cam?

Posted by Captroop on 18 August 2014 - 09:37 AM

Jeez. Some of the comments in here! Pam Oliver is recognized as being a consummate professional and one of the few, alongside Suzy Kolber who legitimize the sideline reporter position.


Like it or not, she asked good questions. She wasn't giving Luke crap. The fact is he has 3 sacks in 32 regular season games. Producing sacks in the regular season IS an area he can improve upon. And Cam will have to exercise patience with his stable of new receivers that he's had little time to work out with in live action. They aren't softball questions, they're completely valid.


You guys are pissed that she's not slobbing all over our players. Well that's not her job! No wonder you don't respect sideline reporters. You don't even want a sideline reporter you want a Panthers cheerleader in a pants suit!


God, you all are the reason that now sideline reporters are all going to be blonde bimbos from now on. But they'll look soooo HAWT while they're telling Luke how "hella cool it is that you were the DPOY last year. You're amazing! Panthers are number one, huh?! Can I get a selfie with you?"



...I hate you all.

#2896405 Things that need to he invented.

Posted by Captroop on 18 August 2014 - 08:29 AM

Something that allows you to send a message to strangers who are going real slow in the far left lane.


I want the same thing, but to send messages to the people who cut into the exit lane at the last second in front of all the people who have been waiting, ensuring that the exit lane is backed up for miles. I honestly think if some of the people who cut me off 20 feet from the exit ramp could hear what I was screaming at them in my car, some would have killed themselves by now. What I am hollering at them would leave really deep psychological scarring that would only continue to fester for weeks and weeks until the agony of living with what they heard was too much to bear. I mean I'm gleefully making orphans of their children in the sickest most demented scenarios I can envision. I'm telling them exactly what acts of depravity I wish would be performed on them by syphilis infected bikers. I'm letting them know precisely how many new orifices I would like a gang of meth heads to drill into them with farming implements to go to town on. It's really dark, if I'm being honest. Like what Clive Barker sees in his head when he passes out drunk and horny.


So anyway, yeah. Self Driving Cars, so we can just take humans out of the driving equation altogether.

#2893173 Shooting in Missouri sparks protests, looting

Posted by Captroop on 16 August 2014 - 09:07 PM

im an eternal optimist. i think we will get there.

Optimism or not, one thing this country has shown a prodigious skill in is dividing itself. We van be bent, twisted and manipulated in any way the powers that be want.

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#2890841 I Am Leaving the Huddle

Posted by Captroop on 14 August 2014 - 09:33 PM


#2888968 Reparations for black descendants of the slaves

Posted by Captroop on 13 August 2014 - 01:02 PM

How can you put a dollar value on the hard work and suffering of generations? And before you answer snarkily, I'm serious. How do you agree on an amount? Any amount we could realistically pay would be an insult. And would reparations be a one time payment? What if 30 years after reparations, blacks are no better off? Was the amount not enough and therefore another round of reparations needed? I will never be convinced that any amount we can pay to ever descendant of slaves, whites included, would do anything to materially improve the quality of life of blacks in America. Or improve social equality for a long term basis.

Its a symbolic gesture at best, and hush money at worst.

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#2888837 tell other huddlers your problems

Posted by Captroop on 13 August 2014 - 11:14 AM

I got you bro.


Can I wear my Cam jersey to the wedding tho?


Frankly I would be offended if you didn't.


Good stuff and this is under the radar for guys. You can wake up one day and not have a fellow dude to be a dude with.
Scotch and football...thats how you roll in Maryland.

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DC, actually. Moved into Columbia Heights last October.

#2888791 tell other huddlers your problems

Posted by Captroop on 13 August 2014 - 10:35 AM

I don't have any friends anymore. In the past 4 years my friends have, in order: become paralyzed alcoholics and lost contact with world; moved to Baltimore; moved out of the country; is still acting like he did in high school and we can no longer relate; relocated to UVA to get his Masters; and became such an asshole that I finally realized I get more upset by spending time with him than I do having fun with him and I've cut him off.


All I want to do if have a guy friend that I can go throw a football around with after work, talk about sports and drink scotch. But I'm honestly back at ground zero. I'm like a guy who's back on the dating scene after being married for 20 years. I have no idea how to make male friends anymore.


I love my girlfriend to death, but I need a go-to guy-so badly. Someone I can talk to when I need to talk about my girlfriend. And I love her, but she won't drink scotch at all. Can't even stand the smell of it. WTF is up with that?


And I'm also concerned because I want to get married to my girlfriend, but who the fug would be my best man?

#2888773 Post a pic, any pic.

Posted by Captroop on 13 August 2014 - 10:23 AM


#2887662 Shooting in Missouri sparks protests, looting

Posted by Captroop on 12 August 2014 - 11:28 AM

I have been a victim of police brutality on more than one occasion. But to be honest I wasn't making their job any easier. The truth is that if the media only highlights what's bad in the world you will never see what's good. I know first hand that there are bad, crooked cops. But I know they aren't all like that. Unfortunately, they have a brotherhood like mentality, just like the perps they pursue. So they do tend to stick together even if they're in the wrong. But so do the perps.

 It's a cat & mouse occupation for both sides of the law. And there will always be tragedy so long as we are willing to enable street crime with funding from the illegal drug trade. So long as we continue to advocate the gang culture with pop culture. And so long as we are willing to paint our servicemen and women in a negative light every chance we get.

 I feel like American's can't see the big picture because it's not being painted for them anywhere. That or there's too many people out there who carry pre-conceived notions and are not willing to see anything else? But mostly, I believe reality is perception, and what we are all seeing these days is bullsh%t. And most of us know it. But we are not seeing anything else out there. The media just wants a knee-jerk reaction out of people. and they sure as hell got one this week in st. louie. It's like having inter-active news.


Okay, this is like, verbatim what I have been trying to say. So go ahead and ignore everything I wrote up to this point, since it seems to be upsetting some folks, and just mark me down as a co-signer on this.

#2887626 "Rape Culture"

Posted by Captroop on 12 August 2014 - 11:08 AM

Oh well that settles it. You're girlfriend certainly represents all women.


Not saying she isn't entitled to her own feelings and reactions, but that is a pretty strange reaction to seeing a guy spanking it in a car.


My girlfriend rides the bus to work in DC. She sees a crazy dude whacking off once a month at least.

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