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#3223168 Greg Hardy feels sorry for Matt Ryan

Posted by Chaos on 29 January 2015 - 10:08 AM

Why is some guy who is an Atlanta Falcons fan spending so much time on this message board?

have you seen their forums?

#3223004 Game 46: Hornets @ Spurs

Posted by Chaos on 28 January 2015 - 11:52 PM

Gary Neal, aka the run killer or the momentum killer, needs to just go. Somebody take he and Lance to FedEx kinkos and package them up and ship them the hell out of town. As soon as Neal tries to dribble a turnover is soon to come. He and Lance are too careless with the ball.
I can't take it any more.

#3222696 Broker?

Posted by Chaos on 28 January 2015 - 04:51 PM

This thread is borderline smug subtle bragging more than an honest request for SB tickets. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

#3221790 Google Fiber projected coverage areas...

Posted by Chaos on 27 January 2015 - 05:25 PM

BB on NYC subway "nana nana boo boo, charlotte doesn't have it"

BB on gigabit connections in NC "oh, who needs it?"


I know we're only 27 days into 2015, but I will crown this as post of the year to date.

#3218719 Cam booed courtside at Hawks game...

Posted by Chaos on 24 January 2015 - 12:09 AM

That sweater looks like something Will Smith would have worn on the fresh prince

Edit: oldmanrivera beat me to it.

#3217645 How would Derrick Rose look in Purple and Teal?

Posted by Chaos on 22 January 2015 - 10:52 PM

He would look like this pimp right here



#3215535 Bucs QB used altered footballs in Super Bowl

Posted by Chaos on 21 January 2015 - 09:50 AM

So, what I get out of this is that Brad Johnson "paid some guys" "seventy five hundred dollars" to get the balls right and take care of them.



Sounds like another Eugene Robinson super bowl story.

#3215152 So tell me

Posted by Chaos on 20 January 2015 - 09:34 PM

I don't think anyone here really hates a true Seahawks fan, you know the ones that can tell you what year the team was founded, and who Shaun Alexander is, and who don't think Curt Warner is this douche:







Fans remember the King Dome, Steve Largent, Dave Krieg, not just Matt Hasselbeck and Lofa Tatupu.  A real fan won't tell you you're full of poo when you mention Seattle in the AFC.  I harken back to the days of the classic Denver - Seattle AFC West battles, with Atwater lurking in the secondary head-hunting Steve Largent.


There are fans, and then there is the large contingent that just ordered their crisp Richard Sherman jersey and talks more smack about how awesome the Seattle Seagulls are, I mean, Seahawks.  But they have no idea that Mike Holmgren was ever the coach up there.


You've got a legit coach in Pete Carroll, and an off-the-charts good defense, and a shifty qb capable of making a big play when needed.  That's the recipe for success, and success breeds the aforementioned idiots.



Short answer: you're team is good and jealousy makes us rage - so STFU and GTFO please.

#3214295 The Cam Versus Thread to End all Cam Comparison Threads!

Posted by Chaos on 20 January 2015 - 08:54 AM

Easy - Jack Nicholson.


Jack Nicholson now or Jack Nicholson 1974?

#3209596 Bratwurst...

Posted by Chaos on 18 January 2015 - 09:01 AM

Smoke crystal meth and then eat the brats cold and raw for an exciting new experience.

#3207656 Why does NFL media hate Cam Newton? (Bear fans take on Cam.)

Posted by Chaos on 16 January 2015 - 01:18 PM

He's a warrior. A gutsy performance for all-time. No help from his defense. etc etc

Yep, his calf hurts. Poor guy, he did all he could but his teammates didn't step up for him.

Ankle surgery

Fractured ribs

Horrific car accident weeks ago causing small fractures in vertebrae

Fug everyone

#3207438 Why does NFL media hate Cam Newton? (Bear fans take on Cam.)

Posted by Chaos on 16 January 2015 - 10:49 AM

Just wait until hearing what the media says about Aaron Rogers when Seattle beats the packers this weekend. That will tell you all you need to know.

#3206911 Falcon's new stadium

Posted by Chaos on 15 January 2015 - 10:05 PM

"The sphincter is open, I repeat, the sphincter is open"


"Roger that"



Transmission heard before first game military flyover



Oh, and lulz at Champion's Lounge.  Orly??

#3206529 Mock Draft bro's

Posted by Chaos on 15 January 2015 - 04:34 PM

SCP is just part of the poo elite, but the reality is most Huddlers PWP (post while pooping).


For me, this is true of all social media participation for the most part.


I hope someone wouldn't lessen the value of my sincere condolences on their family member's illness if they knew that I gave the remark while pinching a loaf.


Makes you wonder....

#3206521 Explain the Duron Carter hype to me please

Posted by Chaos on 15 January 2015 - 04:30 PM

Sign this guy now and we can has all teh espnz love!!1!1!!! Because his dad is on espn.

Amirite bros? Rite?