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#3318125 Jameis Winston's own lawyer.. "He's not ready to be a pro off the...

Posted by Chaos on 10 April 2015 - 12:57 PM

Jesus people, all he did was rape and/our asexual assault several women. Cut the guy some slack, it's not like he allegedly boosted a laptop or some other unthinkable act.

#3317118 NFL releases preseason schedule

Posted by Chaos on 09 April 2015 - 03:27 PM

Pittsburgh in the preseason finale?





#3316779 What stresses you out?

Posted by Chaos on 09 April 2015 - 10:56 AM

One rule I've learned, happy wife happy life. No truer statement ever. The woman drives all stress in men.

#3316767 Roster reset: NFC South

Posted by Chaos on 09 April 2015 - 10:51 AM

Another BS ranking that puts the Taints on top. April rankings are laughable.

#3316223 Just Luke and Fitzgerald hanging out

Posted by Chaos on 08 April 2015 - 09:14 PM

You'd still hit it


You know the guy sitting between Luke and Fitz sported a raging boner all night.  He's probably choking it right now.

  • SCP PIE'd this

#3316106 Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

Posted by Chaos on 08 April 2015 - 07:44 PM

So reminds me of planes trains and automobiles when Steve Martin couldn't get a rental car. "Give me a Chevy, give me a Buick, give me four fugging wheels and a seat. "

#3314462 McCoy vs Kelly

Posted by Chaos on 07 April 2015 - 09:42 AM

The college way just doesn't work in the NFL, others have tried and failed (see Spurrier, Saban, etc.).

Good luck Chip, hopefully Oregon will keep a spot open for you, because you'll be back there soon.

#3314384 Cedric Still Going In The First?

Posted by Chaos on 07 April 2015 - 07:55 AM

I know there is risk with every pick, but I don't know...a day one starter with a history of significant knee injury, I prefer we pass.

#3314383 Moving on from Manziel?

Posted by Chaos on 07 April 2015 - 07:52 AM

Browns gonna Browns

#3313963 Would you be open to this Star trade? (very hypothetical)

Posted by Chaos on 06 April 2015 - 08:12 PM

We should trade Star to the Cowboys for Greg Hardy.

Star....Cowboys...smell what I'm cookin?

#3313251 Cam Newton...The Moops

Posted by Chaos on 06 April 2015 - 09:24 AM

I'm mildly dissapointed that Gettleman wasn't in another bubble chasing him around with a contract

With his shorts on the outside of the bubble

#3311833 Everybody Hates Jay (Episode Two)

Posted by Chaos on 04 April 2015 - 11:33 AM

Why pay for a Cutler football?  He gives them away all season long.

#3310779 Stories

Posted by Chaos on 03 April 2015 - 08:07 AM

I know this guy who banged a stripper and said she had the prettiest pink flaps and kissable forehead. He was a premature ejaculator. The end.

#3310644 Who would you want as a replacement for Clifford?

Posted by Chaos on 02 April 2015 - 10:23 PM

What's Bernie Bickerstaff up to? Or maybe Sam Vincent, Paul Silas, or even Mike Dunlap?

Vincent and Dunlap may have been two of the worst NBA coaches of all time, and we had them both!

#3310369 My brother is sitting with Kawaan Short.

Posted by Chaos on 02 April 2015 - 05:39 PM

Good thing he was gregarious and not greghardyous.