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#3274549 Saints deal TE Jimmy Graham to Seahawks

Posted by Chaos on 10 March 2015 - 03:37 PM

Someone else for RW to try to throw to on the one yard line with Beastmode in the backfield and the game on the line.



#3273477 Report: Andre Johnson and Frank Gore want to hang with Andrew Luck will sign...

Posted by Chaos on 10 March 2015 - 11:54 AM

Man I remember when the Redskins put that dream team together back in the day, and then the Eagles recently when they had the great Vince Young as merely a backup QB, they were that deep.


I can't even remember all the super bowls they won, it was that ridonkulous.

#3273364 (Rumor) Panthers interested in Cecil Shorts

Posted by Chaos on 10 March 2015 - 11:29 AM

Cecil Shorts, meet Nipple Shorts

#3273045 Someone Explain This Poo To Me

Posted by Chaos on 10 March 2015 - 09:05 AM

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Wonder how many of you even get that?

#3272879 49ers Fullback Bruce Miller arrested on domestic violence charges

Posted by Chaos on 10 March 2015 - 06:03 AM

If hardy is banned from the NFL for being found not guilty this guy must banned from America or something

It will be interesting to see how this situation is handled by Goodell. The way Hardy had been vilified for a year now, will the NFL and the national media attack the character of Whitey McBeardson the same way?
Tread lightly Roger, America will be paying close attention.

#3268455 Saints sign Mark Ingram to 4 yr / $ 16 million contract

Posted by Chaos on 08 March 2015 - 12:09 AM

NFL: Uhh, Saints, you're way over the cap, you need to fix this.

Saints: But, but, but, Katrina.

NFL: Ahhhh, what the hell. Go crazy.

#3266570 Things I hate...

Posted by Chaos on 06 March 2015 - 05:17 PM

Two things i hate more than anything:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's culture

2. The Dutch

#3266038 Panthers Hoping To Sign Oher and Ginn Before Tuesday

Posted by Chaos on 06 March 2015 - 01:54 PM

"Attention Target Shoppers, the store is now open"


#3265072 Westbrook is the best PG in the NBA

Posted by Chaos on 05 March 2015 - 10:43 PM

I been saying Westbrook was the most important player on the Thunder for a while. Everybody saying Durant was the MVP last year, when he wasn't even the MVP to his own team.

Yes, he had an amazing season, but that team lived and died by Westbrook.

I agree they live and die by Westbrook, because that fool doesn't pass. When he would have an off night, he would keep jacking it up anyway, forcing it. I think Durant would be better off without such an aggressive scorer for a PG. IMO

#3264912 Montsta is now a Huddle Mod

Posted by Chaos on 05 March 2015 - 08:46 PM


#3263655 Peytom Branning

Posted by Chaos on 05 March 2015 - 07:53 AM

Please incorporate this into the on notice threads next season. I would get a kick out of seeing our opponents morphed. Like Drewny Vacarbrees or Juliatt Ryones.

#3263565 Huddle Mod Announcement

Posted by Chaos on 05 March 2015 - 12:19 AM

Spoiler Alert: Congrats Montsta, smart move getting a west coaster on the mod squad, seeing as how most of the dildo threads and asshats fug this place up after hours.

#3262023 Lakers @ Hornets GDT 7 PM

Posted by Chaos on 04 March 2015 - 12:15 AM

Here comes my rant, sorry but must do it.


Ol' coach Cliff must have felt my hate reach such immense proportions that it crept into Time Warner Cable arena and farted in his fat bald face.  Watching Lance trip all over himself in the first half, my hate for him and the fact he gets playing time had manifested into a living thing that should be required to get a social security number and pay fugging taxes.


Not seeing Lance take the court the entire second half let me know that Cliff picked up my vibe.  The seething rage has cooled...for now.  But someone tell me why Cody and his double-double didn't see the floor in the fourth?  Was it because LA went small and kept Boozer and Sacre on the bench?  Who really cares, I need to find something to bitch about, that seems worth it.


And Biz, I love you bro, but you need to get your game back.  He definitely needs time to ramp up, but tomorrow night on a back to back against a team we're battling for playoffs, Al will need rest.  Please don't make Maxiel look like the better option, we all know that's not true.


As for you Brian Gordon/Roberts, you need to get your poo together.  Stop playing PG like a bitch, the second unit blows lately, and the turnovers are a big reason why.  This guy needs to protect the fuggin ball.  And Steve Martin has called him Brian Gordon many times this season, I have no idea why.  Dell must be growing tired of correcting captain dementia every night.


Alright, done, good win Hornets.  Next up - Brooklyn.

#3260735 Important new study from the National Chicken Council

Posted by Chaos on 03 March 2015 - 10:06 AM

If you even pull into a McDonald's parking lot, you've basically said "welp, fug my 70's"
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#3259215 Hornets @ Magic 6 PM EST

Posted by Chaos on 01 March 2015 - 10:54 PM

Lance Stephenson should spend the rest of this season in street clothes or as a DNPCD. This guy is a one man wrecking crew of any momentum or chemistry we have going. Gary Neal was sloppy with the ball and too inconsistent and he got dealt. Time for Lance's minutes to go elsewhere, or Clifford is the biggest idiot coaching an nba team.