Mr. Scot

Someone pointed out that he basically turned Laremy Tunsil into four first round picks. I don't know how good anybody thinks Tunsil was, but he damn sure wasn't worth four first round picks.

"But wait, there's more!" Oy Remember when it was one lawsuit? Then suddenly it was four, then six, then nine, then twelve. When it got to twelve, I remember saying "Well, that's gotta be all there are. That's like once a month!" And then it doubled. I stopped saying "this couldn't get any weirder" a long time ago.

I've seen a few folks who still have that pipe dream, including one who thinks it happens before the draft (yikes). In reality, barring a settlement or some other miraculous event, Florio estimates that Watson's current slate of lawsuits will take about two years to work through. And I know some folks think a settlement just makes everything magically go away, but it's really not that simple; especially given that each and every one of the accusers is asking for an admission of guilt. I feel pretty confident in saying two things: Nobody, including us, is trading for Watson while this is still going on (we'd be idiots to do so). And specific to the Panthers, we're not waiting around for two years to address our quarterback situation. As Verge has said more than once, that ship has sailed.

Our friend Ellis chimes in...

This is one of the reasons why Ive balked at the idea of trading up or trading away a bunch of picks for a quarterback. In a draft that's said to have one of the better draft pools for offensive lineman in a while, I'm kind of hesitant about giving up picks that could be used to build our line.

Yeah...ouch

I was really just asking that as a general question, not specific to Watson. Florio did make a point on that front though. If Watson can easily recall these 18 masseuses, what does that say about the defense's claim that he has no idea who the ones accusing him are?

That's likely what the play design is. Plus, sad to say it but that's an improvement over what we did last year.

I'd like to think no one would put watching their favorite team win football games as a higher priority than people's lives, but sadly...

To be fair, their GM is pulling off some serious sh-t.

He's not. He just doesn't want to use the Houston Police, reportedly because the opposing attorney's son is a higher up in the department. (was discussed earlier)

Would you seek out a different masseuse every time though? Fifty massages is one thing. Having to find fifty different masseuses to do them seems like a lot of trouble.

Granted, we haven't been great at tight end, but we did just sign a decent one.

I suppose I can see that, but even as someone who likes massages I don't know that I'd want to do them daily.

Have fun on your first jury duty.

How many times have we (and others) gotten screwed by teams paying "great" money to "good" players? (and yes, I know we've done it ourselves as well)

I really can't see that with the other needs we've got and our having signed Denzel Perryman.

That's basically the "well he didn't rape me" defense. I don't know how effective that's gonna be. My other reaction to that is, just how many massages does one person need?

Already addressed the topic plenty, but generally with people who were a little more reasonable. Most of the debate with you has been about either your ridiculous standards for holding someone accountable or your attitude that you know better than women who've actually been in this situations how they should handle things. Those were easy clues that you were probably young. Frankly, my best suggestion to you would be to educate yourself some on this topic. Listen to or talk to someone who's actually been through something like this. Maybe you'll come to understand that it's not so simple as your mind wants to make it. Hopefully, you'll learn something.

Alge Crumpler used to give us fits, and he wasn't anywhere near as athletic as Kyle Pitts is.

Keep trying, kid. But like I said before, here's hoping that when you get a little life experience, you learn to be more mature than this (especially when it comes to women).

Devil's advocate here: Bridgewater has at least had a part in winning some games. Has Josh Rosen done anything of note?

So yeah, you're a kid. Explains a lot...

I don't really think that definition is exclusive to gunslingers. That's basically just a quarterback with confidence, and that can be true no matter what style of play you use.

I've said on an actual jury, kid. I'm guessing the closest you've ever been to that is a mock trial in your civics class. You know nothing.