Stumpy

He got the Cardinals Kyler Murray.

I don't envy them next time Rod has them out on the ice. The effort tonight was atrocious.

I'm feeling some neckass magic coming soon.

... also, I haven't heard a single person refer to the puck as a biscuit, a Salisbury steak or even a pork chop. 1.1/10

I miss my Caniac Queen...

Hard to believe this is only the 4th time all season we've trailed going into the 3rd.

Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face than seeing Brad Marchand get punched in his face.

... and right as I post that... Skjei making skjeit happen!

Hmm...

No poo, my high school buddy and I were working at Applebees that offseason. Taking about the draft about a week before, I told him that I wanted that TE Olsen from Miami. But, that I was sure the Panthers were gonna take Stewart or Otah. Neither one of us could believe it when they drafted both. Years later, when we traded for Olsen, he called me up, "Holy poo dude, you're like an Oracle..."

Thanks. I have NBCSN on my cable package. But, I might check this out. See if it's any better than Spectrum's streaming app.

fug Tom Dundon* *Obligatory anytime The Great One is mentioned.

Oh. A huuundred percent.

His mom said if he, "don't raise his GPA then I guess Young Tro ain't hanging out with his little friends." Sounds serious...

This is actually an artistic interpretation of the ancient czechoslovakian tradition of the Creation of the Necas.

All of them.

soon...

And a whistle with 1.3 seconds?

We are keeping it so tight he could barely squeeze into the bench.

C'mon now Jesper. Gotta use your noodle.

The boogeyman has nightmares about Necas!

Reimer doing cartwheels in the net... Weird. Svech drawing penalties... Wired.

I think they will spread things back out and tweak the divisions going forward. But, across the league, fans and analysts alike have raved about the new mini series format. I would bet they go to East/West Conferences with 2 divisions each. With 8 games (multiple series) against each team in your division, 2 each (home & away) against the other teams in your conference and a handful of out of conference games gives you a 75-80 game season. Less games in the season lets you spread out your schedule to get more primetime national TV spots.