Stumpy

As someone half a foot shorter than Bryce Da 5'9", his stans need to grow some thicker skin. If you don't think his height is a detriment, then you should be able to laugh at the thought of a middle schooler dropping dimes over corners twice his size. And, if you think the jokes are gonna stop at 8pm tomorrow when Goodel stoops down to hand him his XXS jersey, then boy do I have something to teach you about opposing NFL fanbases...

Some people just like to watch the world burn...

Chatfield is gonna wina Norris trophy at some point!

You only get to sell tickets to 4 home games if the series goes to 7... smdh

Chatty, Big Mac and even Poolie are playing out of their minds. Everyone else just going through the motions.

Yup... and Rod still gonna run his ass back out there to finish this game.

Isles with 17 blocked shots in 2 periods... Maybe stop shooting the puck into their sticks, boys!

Welp, gonna need a big 3rd period...

I don't get it... What the point in having goalies 1a and 1b if you are just gonna grind the first into dust before you play the other? Seems to be Rod’s MO in the playoffs, though.

Yeah, I'd rather do it now, as a precaution, than to wait until something bad happens.

Stef Nation!!!!

fuging blue collar bitch!

Wild guess... Zack and his buddies found a way to utilize the hype of a #1 overall pick to extract money from gullible fans with more money than friends... again.

3 outta 4 ain't bad!

1st ️ (1 goal, 2 assists, 58.3 FO%) 2nd ️ (1 goal, 1 assist, 5 hits) 3rd ️ (28 saves .933 SV%)

If he drops the gloves before this is over, gotta go ahead and put that jersey in the rafters!

"We like our team." *ducks and runs*

Lmao...

Stefan switched back into Urkel for a second there.

Necas really wanted the Nookie there...