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They can't do the same damage as big dogs but a house cat can definitely fug you up if it wants to. Most of the time if you're petting it or trying to handle it when it's pissed off, the nips and swats are just warnings. Way back when I was a little kid, we had a big orange tom cat. He was the first pet my parents adopted from the pound as newlyweds, just a big old furball who'd sleep on my bed every night. One day he got into a confrontation with another male in the neighborhood, and my mom tried to pick him up. Bad move. She ended up in the hospital with her arms looking like they had an encounter with a table saw.

The score doesn't tell the story, Michigan has absolutely owned this game. Milroe has been absolutely under siege and they've moved the ball well. Bama better have a plan for the second half. On another note, man it looks like a beautiful day in Pasadena. I'm jealous.

Panther fact: Jaguars (of which melanistic specimens are considered Panthers) have a bite force of 1500 PSI. Higher than Hyenas and polar bears.

I've heard it said that if you actually notice the presence of a big cat near you, you're probably safe (e: assuming you don't provoke it). If it wanted to attack you, you'd never see it coming.

Now that's a great throw by Milroe

That bungled XP is going to hurt Michigan later, bet

lol MI avoided disaster two or three times on that trick play

I still remember Otah's first preseason game, it was against the Colts iirc. He was on the first team and straight up pushed a dude to the far sideline out of bounds on a running play. If he could have stayed healthy he would have been a perennial Pro Bowl type player imo.

Comparing Ickey to Jeff Otah is doing Otah extremely dirty

Yep, Panthers are melanistic jaguars or leopards

fug you too buddy

Richardson was a stubborn asshole too, he was just much more low key. Also probably looked and talked like a lot of the fanbase's grandpas, so that scored him points too.

I mean poo at least she has some type of background in pro sports.

I won't sit here and let the good name of Hank Rutherford Hill be trod on

Smithers

The ultra rich tend to be fuging weirdos. See the unsocialized manchild currently running Twi-uh, X

I'm going big 0-17

He was usually asleep by the 4th anyway

lol I was thinking about that today. He was doing the Yosemite Sam double pistols move.

The first smile I've cracked today, thank you

...Well, we are talking about north Florida

Throwing a drink on a fan isn't the same thing as fomenting a culture of harassment and pressuring female staff for sexual favors in case anyone doesn't get it.

I hope the media plays it on a loop this week and it's shoved in Goodell's face It's the best chance we have to get this slug and his Lauren Boebert-ass wife away from our football team

Force Tepper to sell the team, this is a massive black eye on the league