The NFL Shield At Midfield

It seems like a yearly struggle. I can't remember the last time we had good special teams, let alone the last time they were an actual threat that had to be accounted for.

Here comes the layup TD from Sanders for the national media to jerk off over for the next week

I like the Mike Evans comparison. Mostly because if it's true, we're set at WR1 for 10 years.

Cokeheads rise up

lmao playing Mike Tyson's punch out in a preseason game.

That's what we drafted you at #8 for TMAC

You aren't Cam Newton bro.

A rainbow ball like that is a pick more often than not. Sanders was lucky there.

Leaving your feet is usually not a good idea in the NFL

Extremely obvious hold on Rozeboom

The hit by Ojabo was the definition of coming clean off the edge. He didn't come into contact with a single offensive player until he flattened Richardson. The Colts look like poo and look like they're on the inside track for the first overall pick. The 'QB battle' they have going on looks like us in 2010 with the Moore vs. Clausen cage match.

Tepper brought us Motley Crue doing hair metal karaoke and concerts with double headliners Bryce Bentley and Bentley Bryce doing their hits "My Truck Ain't Fancy" and "She Ain't Fancy" though.

Yeah if a few things break the wrong way (Legette doesn't take the next step, AT decides to hang it up, the Renfrow project doesn't work out) we're leaning hard on TMac, Jimmy Horn, and who else, like David Moore going into 2026? Don't deal somebody like Coker just to make a bad defense slightly better. You have a cheap, young corps growing up together right now. As it stands our WR corps is looking promising but it isn't like we're the Bengals with Higgins and Chase either, where we've got two number 1 WRs we can lean on and put low risk/high reward late round and UDFA receivers under them on the depth chart to see if we hit on one. In a lot of ways we don't truly know what we have yet. On paper it looks good but, well we've seen that before.

You couldn't have asked for a better send-off for the Prince of Darkness than that final concert a few weeks ago. We all knew he'd go someday, but this is truly the end of an era. Anyway I know what I'm going to be spinning for a while:

The rest of the NFL at 12:59 PM on opening day:

"I don't want some silky man in his silky scarves trying to trick me into having fun" -Hank Hill, and Bryce Young apparently

Should be AD, LT, and Frank Gore imo. That "practice squad" slot is where you put your hipster picks like CMC.

No Frank Gore with his 16k rushing yards either. Joke list.

He got paid a playoff bonus in 2014* too, don't forget that part. *technically 2015, but you know what I mean

Where's that dude who used to show up in all these threads saying that Greg Hardy is only (x) years old and there are other guys who did bad stuff and they're still allowed to play. Dude is fuging cooked. I could only imagine what a scan of his brain would turn up. It's been said that he was always a little off, but that Burfict hit did him in as a functional person.

It was Zack Sanchez. Wikipedia lists him at 5'11" which I think is bullshit. Dude looked like Bryce Young playing cornerback.

Daryl Worley and some tiny dude whose name I can't remember. If the guy whose name I forgot played a single snap in a regular season game I missed it. edit: holy poo I just looked and Worley was on the Titans' roster last year. I thought he had been out of the league for at least three or four years by now.

NFL Network is 100% no poo showing Super Bowl LI right now

File another one in the "how the fug did nobody catch that" drawer.

Seeing him in UNC gear still looks weird to me