Brooklyn 3.0

Please retire, Tom Brady. You're 45. Which means, as of today, we have TWELVE more years of "should we bring Cam back?" threads and posts.

BUT the question is ... if we hired Harbaugh and Corral was the QB ... could you possibly not be a trolling nuisance on here?

Ben Johnson - nah, we could do better. Demeco Ryans - nah, he's robert saleh lite. Dan Quinn - hell to the no. Brian Flores - nah, he had ONE good season with the Dolphins ... one. Leftwich - Leftno. Shane Steichen - we don't have a Jalen Hurts. Shane Waldron - who? may as well hire the Bills waterboy. Thomas Brown - who? may as well hire Shane Waldron! Bieniemy - look, if you haven't been hired by now ... Ken Dorsey - meh, he'd fail here. Kellen Moore - I'd take the chance! Sean Payton - I wish. Jim Harbaugh - he's meant to be a college coach.

I think I'm out on the show. Yeah, some civil war BS is coming but the show is just too drab. It's 55 min of Downton Abbey with 5 min of tension, action, plot to keep you interested. I think I've lost my interest.

He's no Robert Saleh.

Jaycee Torn? Jaycee Shorn?

Rhule: Watch me be stupid. McAdoodoo: Hold my beer.

My stream is like 2-3 min behind. Normally I'd have to stay off this board so as not to be spoiled of anything. But who am I kidding, we ain't winning lol.

I think it'd only work in London. But they don't have to uproot anything. Military families are used to a spouse being gone for a good duration of the year. Daddy would just be "working in London" for six months basically. I get what Linville is saying about the guys making bottom tier pay, but those guys are usually young so I think they could acheive the proper work/life balance. And top tier pay guys usually have more than one house anyway. Didn't Cam live in Atlanta and Charlotte? But yeah, Germany ... nah, man, I'm good.

Why do you think a regular player would choose to not live in London for a time? It'd be like a vacation. Better everything than your nowhere US city.

While that may be true, West Coast teams do not have an advantage when East Coast teams come over there other than maybe players being hungry.

Look, the NFL overseas won't work. We all know it. But we all know it'll probably happen lol. But come on, man ... would you rather live in London during the season, or would you rather live in: Charlotte, Buffalo, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Cleveland, Houston, Kansas City, DC, Green Bay, Minneapolis, Detroit, or Phoenix during the season? I think, minus the logistics, it'd be a no brainer to want to spend part of your year in London.

It's like when a player has a tell in the NBA. Defenses then pounce on the tell. So all these batted balls with Baker are due to his tell and defenses are feasting. It's going to be up to McAdoofus and the O-Line coach to help Baker throw the defenses off.

I feel great. I don't let sports run my life.

We don't need CMC! We have the god tier RB named D'Onta Foreman!

With the exception of one glaring example on the first page, I'm sort of excited to see that Corral threads are the new Cam threads!

Nothing?

Yep, this thread went just about as I expected it to go. It's all about the math really ... A. Matt looked like trash, but threw it to nobodies and behind a nothing line = true. 2. Matt looked like trash, but threw it to nobodies and behind a nothing line, but against nothing defenses full of nobodies = also true. D. Therefore, Matt will look like trash throwing to superstars (lol) behind an elite line (lol) against elite defenses full of superstars = math.

2015 was HOW long ago?

Why does the RedZone announcer dude vanish for minutes every now and then? Does he have to go pee? Taking a snack break?

CMC fantasy owners be all ... yeahhhh buddy.

Garbage time stats!

I thought NFL players were supposed to be good. There's one on the field today: Luvu.

This BS is still on? Jesus. End this misery.

Why cover Ertz? He's no good, right?