CamTheMan

i'll say worse

i hate to say it. i'm not a bad person. i think bryce is a solid young man. good kid. family man. i was kind of hoping he got hurt there.

dave canales is purposefully putting the ball in BY's young in protest to tepper forcing him on him. he fugging blows. he sucks. never seen anyone worse on an nfl field. this kid is useless at every aspect of the game of football. not sure if dave is a good coach but i doubt he's this god damn dumb. impossible, right? surely something going on behind the scenes.

WHY DID WE JUST THROW IT ALL 3 DOWNS???? WE'RE AVERAGING LIKE 8 YARDS PER RUN. WHAT THE FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bryce can NOT operate with his back to the defense. screens, play actions, bootlegs, NONE OF IT. stop. he sucks.

who the heck is this dallas kid and why does he suck

Is that T-Mac? I think he’s wide open. You know what? fug it. I’m checking it down. Yeah, I see Hunter Renfrow open on the sideline. But fug that. Deep passes are for liberals. I’m fuging Bryce Young. I can't get that ball in there. And, even if I can, I bet it'll just get picked off the next go around. I like throwing the ball short. It makes my dick hard. What’s that? I should throw a deep slant? fug that. That’s gay. Post route? Gay. Corner route? Gay. Go route? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fuging football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that poo. You gotta grab that game by the throat and process the ever-loving poo out of it. You think a touchdown is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Cam Newton running this offense. Bryce Young's got the brain. The processing. You gotta unleash the processing. Okay, I’m checking it down. Nice. Look how far my receivers are. I can't reach. I bet I made that Cowboys cheerleader wet her panties with that checkdown. She fuging wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 50% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh poo. Looks like the corner jumped it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fuging great to throw that checkdown. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest checkdowns you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it short the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna fumble it again. Even quicker. You see Tommy Tremble sitting in the end zone wide open? I’m gonna throw it out of bounds anyway. Why? Because I can.

I like how the board is just completely ignoring the guy grifting over BY's height lel

How many weeks in a row do yall think we're going to let tight ends put up 150 yards on us until we sign Isaiah Simmons lol

CALL ME CRAZY but am I the only one that doesn't think the roster is THAT bad? I know LB is a complete wasteland but other than that, both sides of the ball only have 1 or 2 players who are elevated into a starting position despite the fact they are complete ass. Nick Scott shouldn't be on an NFL team but is starting even though he single handedly has given up almost all of our points on defense so far. The offense has talent but it doesn't matter because BY scores more points for the opponents than he does the Panthers.

Dude, there were multiple offensive linemen who FULLY turned around to tell BY to hurry the fugg up on that delay of game. What is he doing?? People were mad at the snaps last week but I'm pretty sure Corbett got fed up and just started snapping it anyway. We were almost in field goal range.

Why are people blaming the OL lol, both turnovers were blitzes that weren't picked up because they were sliding the wrong way. The protection calls are off and guys are coming in free. Bryce isn't even making an attempt to read the defense and adjust to it, he's just completely lost right now

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I know a few of people have off-handedly mentioned the writing style was a bit weird and overdramatic. Just wanted to let you all know that it reads like that because it’s entirely AI generated. I use some writing AI programs and could tell it was fishy real quick, so I ran it through a couple programs and it came out as 98% AI generated. No idea who that dude is, if he was fired, or if he was doing our drafts, but there’s a good chance most of that is false. Just a heads up

In fairness to him (kind of), he was at best a WR3 or WR4 serving as a WR1 and was injured. He definitely sucks but the fact the WR core consisted of Devin Funchess, Russell Shephard, Brenton Bersin, Kaelin Clay, and Damiere Byrd… IN A PLAYOFF GAME… shows how god damn awful Gettleman was (and how good cam was).