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Mr. Scot

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As a parent of a teenage girl, I can promise I would have dragged your ass to the front door! :)

 

Well, that was almost 10 years ago or so...  If I was a father of a teenage girl, I'd do the same thing.

 

Thing is... this girl was the sweetest innocent thing.  She went to church, she loved art, dancing and etc, she loved cooking dinners and breakfasts for her family, loved reading books, she did multiple sports...  she even told me she don't want to have a sex until marriage... So she was a perfect angel in daddy's eyes... but after we accidentaly banged, that all she wanted.  She would come to my house at 11pm just to have sex and then would leave afterwords.  She was the biggest horn dog I ever dated but u could never said it by the way she looked and acted.  So whenever I nailed her with her dad sitting 10 feet away, that was her idea.

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Well, that was almost 10 years ago or so...  If I was a father of a teenage girl, I'd do the same thing.

 

Thing is... this girl was the sweetest innocent thing.  She went to church, she loved art, dancing and etc, she loved cooking dinners and breakfasts for her family, loved reading books, she did multiple sports...  she even told me she don't want to have a sex until marriage... So she was a perfect angel in daddy's eyes... but after we accidentaly banged, that all she wanted.  She would come to my house at 11pm just to have sex and then would leave afterwords.  She was the biggest horn dog I ever dated but u could never said it by the way she looked and acted.  So whenever I nailed her with her dad sitting 10 feet away, that was her idea.

 

Well yeah I was wondering why her dad didn't drag you out.

 

how do you accidentally bang?  :D

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Well yeah I was wondering why her dad didn't drag you out.

 

how do you accidentally bang?   :D

 

I had a condom in my hand and she said don't open it or we gonna have to use it... as a joke.  I was messing around with it and ripped the wrapper by mistake.  She went "uh-oh".  After talking for 2 minutes we just agreed to use it.

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I had a condom in my hand and she said don't open it or we gonna have to use it... as a joke. I was messing around with it and ripped the wrapper by mistake. She went "uh-oh". After talking for 2 minutes we just agreed to use it.

That doesn't qualify as 'accidental' :lol:

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Just googled my ex and she just won most notable person award in her city (she lives in huge city) for the outstanding work she has done in her community.  She's truly a great person, one of a kind.  Too bad I was immature jackass when I dumped her but I'm glad she's doing great.

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Just googled my ex and she just won most notable person award in her city (she lives in huge city) for the outstanding work she has done in her community. She's truly a great person, one of a kind. Too bad I was immature jackass when I dumped her but I'm glad she's doing great.

Maybe you pushed her into it? Then you should get an award

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