Nothing to see here

[Jangler]

piss off

 

[caatfan]

Oh the first time that I heard this
I was thinking it really sucked
Talk of plants and birds and non-sense things
And my ears begin to ring
The first thing I noticed is that the song sucks
And they play like 2 chords
The beat was weak and the words were dumb
Couldn't believe what I heard

I think it's really boring 'cause this song is so lame
I feel the lyrics they are in-ane
If you listen, the words they all sound the same
And that's why I feel that this song is so lame

Blah ( x~18 )

After two times of hearing this dreck
My face began to turn red
After three times of hearing this wreck
I was thinking "Be better off dead?"
And the "story" it told; appetizing as mold
That's growing on a piece of bread

You see I think it's really awful-
-'cause this song is so lame
I feel the lyrics they are in-ane
In the chorus, the grammar's so freaking lame
"cause they're ain't no one for to give you no name"?*

Blah ( x~18 )

After 4 times my ears be-gan to bleed
I thought a doctor I might need!
Then vi-sion it blurred then vo-mit-ing
In-to the ce-ra-mic thing
I regained my composure and then turned off the sound
And I listened to it no more
Headaches they remained 'til some Advil was found
And from that day onward I swore:

That this song it is so crappy that it's more than just lame
Worse than a Yugo on low oc-tane
Rather boring when the lyrics are in-ane
And I ain't the on-ly one who feels this way

Blah ( x~18 )

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/america61.shtml

 

Are these lyrics worse than the original? Yeah, but what the hell..... it's the thought that counts.

[PandaPancake]

Police say a central Pennsylvania man beat his friend for refusing to eat some ramen noodles.