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[Darth Biscuit]

Is this your first kid in the oven?

[Sultan33g]

Is this your first kid in the oven?

ya man...and a girl at that...:willy_nilly:

[Darth Biscuit]

ya man...and a girl at that...:willy_nilly:

Oh crap man... can't help you there. All boys here... get your shotgun ready.

Good luck!

[Sultan33g]

Oh crap man... can't help you there. All boys here... get your shotgun ready.

Good luck!

Im going to need all of you Huddle Posters to help me shoot any boys who even think of looking at my daughter

[Darth Biscuit]

Im going to need all of you Huddle Posters to help me shoot any boys who even think of looking at my daughter

You'd better get a lot of guns and bullets then man... seriously, I'm glad I didn't have any girls...

My boys are almost old enough that I can say things like, "look at the tits on that one...", can't do that with a girl, plus I'd kill any punk she brought to the house.

[Sultan33g]

You'd better get a lot of guns and bullets then man... seriously, I'm glad I didn't have any girls...

My boys are almost old enough that I can say things like, "look at the tits on that one...", can't do that with a girl, plus I'd kill any punk she brought to the house.

thanx for the encouragement...m16 and bazookas here we come

[Darth Biscuit]

thanx for the encouragement...m16 and bazookas here we come

[jkeough]

muahahahahahahaaalolololerzlololo

[j2sgam]

Sultan, I feel your pain...Mine is 7 months now, and I have accepted the fact that Im going to jail in about 15 years. I did get lucky and have my son first, so him whoopin some ass will save me from the slammer :crosses fingers: I dont listen to country, but there is a great song for guys like us. Its called

'Cleaning My Gun'...

The Declaration of Independence

Think I can tell you that first sentence

But then I'm lost

I can't begin to count the theories

I've had pounded in my head that I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish

Or the Gettysburg Address

But there is one speech from high school

I'll never forget

Chorus:

Come on in boy, sit on down

And tell me 'bout yourself

So you like my daughter, do you now

Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl, her mama's world

She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son

Now y'all run along and have some fun

I'll see you when you get back

Bet I'll be up all night

Still cleaning this gun

Well now that I'm a father

I'm scared to death one day my daughter is gonna find

That teenage boy I used to be

Who seems to have just one thing on his mind

She's growing up so fast it won't be long before,

I'll have to put the fear of God

Into some kid at the door

Come on in boy, sit on down

And tell me 'bout yourself

So you like my daughter, do you now

Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl, her momma's world

She deserves respect, that’s what she'll get

Now ain't it son, y’all go out, have some fun

I'll see you when you get back

Probably be up all night

Still cleaning this gun

Now it's all for show ain't nobody gonna get hurt

It's just a daddy thing, -n- hey, believe me, man it works

Now Come on in boy, sit on down

And tell me 'bout yourself

So you like my daughter, do you now

Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl, her momma's world

She deserves respect, that’s what she'll get

Ain't it son, ya'll run along and have a little fun

I'll see you when you get back

Probably be up all night

Still cleaning this gun

Ha ha

Now son now y’all buckle up and have her back by 10, uh lets say 9...30

Drive safe

[Darth Biscuit]

J listening to country??? I can't see that...