Quarterback applications

[panthers1789]

Marty Hurney sent a e-mail asking if I can help him find a new QB.

So I am taking applications here just fill out these questions.

How far can you throw?

When was your last start as a quarterback?

Will you do Bojangles commercials?

Are you a smooth talker?

Can you get the ball to Wesley Walls?

The 5 people with the best answers will be brought in for tryouts.

[Jbro]

Did Marty really email you that? Where did he get your email address from? Do you work for the panthers?

[panthers1789]

Did Marty really email you that? Where did he get your email address from? Do you work for the panthers?

He buys heroin from me.

[Jbro]

He buys gay sex from me but never gave me that app, I will question him at his 2pm appointment tomorrow.

[Carolina Husker]

[panthers1789]

What? he told me he couldn't meet with me tomorrow because he has soccer practice at 2pm.

[c0r]

How far can you throw?

50 yds

When was your last start as a quarterback?

Oct 18th in a flag football game

Will you do Bojangles commercials?

wtf is a bojangles?

Are you a smooth talker?

no comment

Can you get the ball to Wesley Walls?

probably.

[Jbro]

What? he told me he couldn't meet with me tomorrow because he has soccer practice at 2pm.

No dumbass, suck fur practice. I dont shave often.

[PunjabthecasualIndianseer]

In my village we have contests of goat tossing and I have win these 5 times in a row. I can toss baby goat 20 meters.

I have always wanted for comings to US of A. Playing quarterbacks for your Black Panthers party would bring great joy to Punjab.

[Carolina Husker]

When did Ghandi become Borat?

[panthers1789]

In my village we have contests of goat tossing and I have win these 5 times in a row. I can toss baby goat 20 meters.

I have always wanted for comings to US of A. Playing quarterbacks for your Black Panthers party would bring great joy to Punjab.

Big difference between goats and footballs, but we may bring you in as one of the 5 people for tryouts, but thats only if less than 5 people fill out the application.

[PunjabthecasualIndianseer]

When did Ghandi become Borat?

Dear sir, India has tossed goats many times longer than kazakhstan. Kazakhstan was tossing horse feces before India brought games for them.

[Towelboy]

How far can you throw? about 40 yards

When was your last start as a quarterback? never

Will you do Bojangles commercials? as long as i get free biscuits

Are you a smooth talker? smooth as milk, silk a bedspread or a quilt. icing on a cake or a serene translucent lake.

Can you get the ball to Wesley Walls? wesley walls is a black hole. i can get the ball to 85!

when are tryouts?

[panthers1789]

Tryouts are January 25th 4:30 at the Harris YMCA.