I'm in a bitchy mood

[Guest]

Digging a Trench

Doing your Nails

Dousing the Digits

Drilling For Oil

Engaging in Safe Sex

Erasing the Problem

Fanning the Fur

Feeding the Bearded Clam

Feeding your Slot

Fiddling the Bean

Fingerbating

Fingerpainting

Finger Blasting

Flickin' the Bean

Flit your Clit

fuging Without Complications

Gagging the Clam

Gagging the Lips of Love

Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion

Get a Date with Slick Mittens

Get a Lube Job

Get To Know Yourself

Get a Stinky Pinky

Going Mining

Groping the Grotto

Greasing your Hips

Grissle Rub

Gusset Typing

Having Sex With Someone you Love

Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw

Hitchhiking South

Hitchhiking to Heaven

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Jillin' Off

Jocelyn Eldering

Let the Fingers do the Walkin'

Levy Break Limbo

Making Soup

Manual Override

Muffin Buffin'

Nulling the Void

Paddling the Pink Canoe

Pampering the Pussy

Parting the Red Sea

Pearl Fishing

Pet the Petunia

Pet the Pussy Cat

Polishing the Nugget

Polishing the Peanut

Polishing the Pearl

Play Poker

Play the Clitar

Play Couch Hockey for One

Play the Silent Trumbone

Playing With Her Pineapple

Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters

Playing With the Man in the Boat

Pushing the Button

Pussy Soccer

Riding the Unicycle

Rolling the Dough

Rubbin' the Nubbin

Rubbing the Donut

Rubbing the Red Pussycat

Scoring the Hoop

Soaking the Whisker Biscuit

Spelunking

Spearing the Bearded Clam

Squeeze the Peach

Strumming

Strumming the Banjo

Surfing the Channel

Teasing the Kitty

Teasing the Tuna Taco

Testing the Plumbing

The Virgin's Release

Tickling the Taco

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips

Toggling the Bit

Tossing Pink Salad

Three Point Shot

Trolling the Bermuda Triangle

Two Finger Taco Tango

Washing your Fingers

Night in With the Girls

Airing the Orchid

Auditioning the Finger Puppets

Beat the Beaver

Beating Around the Bush

Brushing The Beaver

Buff the Weasle

Carpet Bumping

Cat Got Tongue

Checking for Squirrels

Clam Bake for One

Cleaning your Fingers

Clitters

Coming Into Your Own

Countering cotton headed ninny muggins

Creamin'

Coming Into Your Own

cotton headed ninny muggin Cuddling

Dialing the Rotary Phone

[Darth Biscuit]

Soaking the Whisker Biscuit

My favorite...

[Guest]

I like Jillin' Off ...

[The Saltman]

Jocelyn Eldering

lol

[Hawk]

Canadian??

That's like one step below a Frenchman

pffft.....what do you think we do all winter long....all those cold and long winter nights. Practice makes perfect!

[boo7382]

My faves:

Play the Clitar

Muffin Buffin'

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips

I dont get it, guess some girls use their thumb?

Hitchhiking South

Hitchhiking to Heaven

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

[TarPanther9180]

Tender the meat curtains

[SmootsDaddy89]

I have heard a lot of guys say that....I mean A LOT of em.

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What do y'all think we do when we get bored? Twiddle our thumbs?

What do you think guys twiddle when we get bored?

[dimbee]

Only on Tuesdays.

Since when was bean used? Seriously never heard it till Dimbee said it the other day

I affectionately refer to said as either the "bean" or the "sailor at the bow of the pink boat."

[dimbee]

My friend called it "the little man in the boat" one time....thought that was HILARIOUS.

Stolen

[Hawk]

from oh so long ago too!