Halloween Candy!

[DirtyMagic97]

Eww, satan turds.

mmmmm, yummy.

[Jangler]

mmmmmmm indian satan turds!

[Skew]

I put a sign on the door that says "Out for the evening, help yourself to the candy." Turn out the lights and set an empty bowl on a stand.

Works every year.

[boo7382]

I put a sign on the door that says "Out for the evening, help yourself to the candy." Turn out the lights and set an empty bowl on a stand.

Works every year.

always my favorite house to go to!

[LifeisaGarden]

always my favorite house to go to!

You like getting nothing?

[Guild]

Had some teenagers come over to my house (when I lived right by the ghetto) one Halloween when I was standing on the front porch smoking with the light on not realizing that it was Halloween. They said trick or treat and me not having any candy had to settle for giving them some nugs. Probably immoral but hey they didn't complain.

[DirtyMagic97]

I put a sign on the door that says "Out for the evening, help yourself to the candy." Turn out the lights and set an empty bowl on a stand.

Works every year.

My friend decided to place his feces in one of those bowls one Halloween.

[Skew]

My friend decided to place his feces in one of those bowls one Halloween.

He's the classy one of your group, isn't he?

[DirtyMagic97]

He's the classy one of your group, isn't he?

We don't hang out with him anymore. I think he may be dead...

[boo7382]

You like getting nothing?

Yeah, I missed the word "empty" in that sentence.

Skew will explain.

[Skew]