The way I see it....

[mush]

is if I just start taking every piss outside in the yard I am going green. I save 1.6 gallons per flush (used to have a 3 gallon per flush bad boy toilet, sorely miss it). I think it's not too radical in the spirit of Cheryl Crow saying we should only use 2 squares. If I piss in my yard exclusively I could save a lot of water, sewage treatment center wear and tear, save on my water bill, and recycle my waste into the earth.

To go the next level maybe start carrying a cup with me and go in the pisser, piss in the cup, then pour it in the sink in the bathroom or throw it outside the pisser in the grass. Then I would leave no carbon footprint for the rest of my life by pissing.

[Skew]

I'm doing my part. I just took a dump on your front porch.

[mush]

no problem, good on ya, I'll use my cat pooper scooper and be right out to shovel it out to the mulch pile where it will be recycled

[Ranucci's Big Butt BBQ]

If I'm cooking a pig right now does that help?

[mush]

Absolutely, as long as you are cooking it in a green way with no fossil fuels. Is your grill powered by solar panels? What are you going to do with the waste? Are you serving on recyclable plates? Could you give the leftovers to your dog or cat thus reducing the demand on your household for dog or cat food? Those cat and dog food factories create a ton of waste and unnecessary packaging, not to mention the transportation of the food to stores burning gasoline.

[The_Cannon]

Your lawn sure as hell won't be "green" anymore.

[YourMomsLover]

is if I just start taking every piss outside in the yard I am going green. I save 1.6 gallons per flush (used to have a 3 gallon per flush bad boy toilet, sorely miss it). I think it's not too radical in the spirit of Cheryl Crow saying we should only use 2 squares. If I piss in my yard exclusively I could save a lot of water, sewage treatment center wear and tear, save on my water bill, and recycle my waste into the earth.

To go the next level maybe start carrying a cup with me and go in the pisser, piss in the cup, then pour it in the sink in the bathroom or throw it outside the pisser in the grass. Then I would leave no carbon footprint for the rest of my life by pissing.

Yes sir....Think Green!, its the future of this blue planet!

[Wither]

Some people have too much time on their hands.

[Jangler]

Your lawn sure as hell won't be "green" anymore.

The key is not to piss in the same place, gotta mix it up.

You can also piss on dandelions and not use weed killer, takes about 3 or 4 on them, but a couple of day and they curl up and die.

[mush]

yeah I never piss in one place all the time.....I thrust my hips around and wave it back and forth or walk slowly as its streaming.

[Guest]

yeah I never piss in one place all the time.....I thrust my hips around and wave it back and forth or walk slowly as its streaming.

well, of course. Who doesn't?

[TarPanther9180]

Pissing will help the plants grow. I use to piss on this same monkey grass plant every night. That damn thing was twice a big as all the other ones within a week or so. I had to start doing the side to side motion to hit all of them.

[Ranucci's Big Butt BBQ]

I am going to go caveman style today on the pig. Eat with fingers only then chuck the bones and waste around into the yard. It's the circle of life.:piggy:

[Hawk]

as long as you all keep driving like crazy and burning that gasoline!!!!