I'm filled with RAGE!!!!111one!1

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Well, not really... but I am sure I will be as soon as I get on the roads on the way home this evening...

[Kitten Diver]

Friday!!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I literally almost forced a douchebag off the road yesterday because he cut me off without a signal...

I then cut him off, despite him flooring it to try and sandwich me between himself and the truck in front of him... It was either hit me and lose due to the law of tonnage, or back off...

I won... I was the bigger douchebag

[Zcustom]

damn dude, you drive yourself around?

I figured you'd have a chaffuer when not flying in the lear jet

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I live on the edge... plus, the madder I get with road rage, the more I get to say "motherfuger"

[Jase]

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being male middle class and white.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Yeah-yeah, I'm rockin the suburbs, yeah-yeah.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

This one morning a dude pulled right out in front of me after not even slowing down coming into a red light from his side... I pretty much had to lock the brakes up...

I jerked around him after the fact, in a double yellow line, and got back in front of him...

We get stopped in a moment because of a school bus, and I see the dude running his mouth in my rearview... So I got out..

I walked back towards him shouting expletives and telling him to learn to drive... He's shouting back at me from inside his SUV... I call him a bitch as I am standing in front of his vehicle, douse his hood with what is left in the bottle of water I'm holding, and walk back to my truck...

He did nothing, other than run his mouth...

At the time, it made me feel better and all that, but lol I'm an idiot sometimes...

[Jase]

ah yes, water. The mortal enemy of the car hood.

lol

[Scrumtrilescent]

If he took soap to it, it would've been the cleanest road rage fight. Ever.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

ah yes, water. The mortal enemy of the car hood.

lol

haha that's why I was later like "wtf man?!?! really?? water bro??!!" inside my own mind...

Next time I think I'll just punch him through his window, or either jump up and down on his hood...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I dunno what it is... I get so pissed on the roads every day...

[Jase]

If he took soap to it, it would've been the cleanest road rage fight. Ever.

For this mental image to go further I'm going to need to know what the participants were wearing.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I think I was in jorts and a hoodie, and he had the typical douchebag Oakleys and Croakies... and some denim looking uniform shirt or something...

/gaybuzzkill