Impending Alien Attack

[GritsRgreat]

No need to worry about my up coming court date. SWEEEEET!!!

[Awesomeness!!]

If you're slaughtering humans, I'll probably join them..

[Snake]

If you're slaughtering humans, I'll probably join them..

A BUTTSEX joke could be used here...:D

[lightsout]

My goal is the minute I hear of this, and let's say I have a 1 hour notice before they land on Earth, I get a frog, get the DMT out of it, smoke it, and have a chat with these said aliens to establish I am of no threat to them and I will just be chilling out.

Side note, I REALLY want to try DMT, and this would give me the PERFECT reason besides "I just want to see what my altered state of consciousness is on this rather than weed."

[Snake]

My goal is the minute I hear of this, and let's say I have a 1 hour notice before they land on Earth, I get a frog, get the DMT out of it, smoke it, and have a chat with these said aliens to establish I am of no threat to them and I will just be chilling out.

Side note, I REALLY want to try DMT, and this would give me the PERFECT reason besides "I just want to see what my altered state of consciousness is on this rather than weed."

I have a similar plan but it involves cacti.

[YoungPanthers89]

get some of my big ass bullets and get to the highest building i can find