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Serious Sex Question


Darth Biscuit

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back in the day, one chick couldn't handle it and blew it back on me.. luckily I was wearing a shirt, less of a mess to clean up..

was kind of disappointment.. lol

:lol:

Similar story here... I was sixteen and had borrowed my dad's truck with the bench seat... fun times.

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well that's pretty much my point and you seemed to be disagreeing with it so just an assumption. Sorry if it was incorrect.

/The Rock It DOEsNT Matter what your point is! /The ROck :biggrin:

My point is I have no desire to have sex with a woman who is not in the mood to have sex. I have and will continue to GET my woman in the mood when I need to, but if it is one of those times where I know that she is honestly too tired (which happens)..well yeah.

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/The Rock It DOEsNT Matter what your point is! /The ROck :biggrin:

My point is I have no desire to have sex with a woman who is not in the mood to have sex. I have and will continue to GET my woman in the mood when I need to, but if it is one of those times where I know that she is honestly too tired (which happens)..well yeah.

Agreed, I wasn't talking about sex. I was talking about masturbating.

edit: maybe i didn't paint a clear picture, purposefully so. however I think maybe we weren't on the same page because of it.

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back in the day, one chick couldn't handle it and blew it back on me.. luckily I was wearing a shirt, less of a mess to clean up..

was kind of disappointment.. lol

HAHAHAHAHAH omg. sorry I dont mean to laugh at your misfortune but damn that had to be awkward.

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:lol:

Similar story here... I was sixteen and had borrowed my dad's truck with the bench seat... fun times.

I remember I had a brass headboard when I was younger. It got stained from the same thing. Never came off. I think I told my mom that I sneezed on it.

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tis easier to sprint for the finish line if there's a reward at the end

if you know your load is gonna have to be dealt with (ie cleaned up) it really puts a damper on the whole experience

I had a chick tell me she was gonna swallow once and then just let it shoot wherever, and boy was that a mess. wtf?

I don't get how you DON'T. I mean its gotta be really awkward if you don't want to.

Do you tell him before?

Do you wait until it happens and then with a mouth full say "whua ca i spi thi" and then expect him to quickly point out a sink/trashcan/some sort of place to put it while hes in the post offage state? I think not.

Just better for everyone for you to suck it up and just do it. and I mean that literally.

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I don't get how you DON'T. I mean its gotta be really awkward if you don't want to.

Do you tell him before?

Do you wait until it happens and then with a mouth full say "whua ca i spi thi" and then expect him to quickly point out a sink/trashcan/some sort of place to put it while hes in the post offage state? I think not.

Just better for everyone for you to suck it up and just do it. and I mean that literally.

yes they do. or during.

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