Finished A Dance w Dragons Major spoilers, Do Not Click if YOu havent finished.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

don't forget tyrion has also "died" and been reborn in the mists of the rhoyne

also there is a loony theory about aerys raping joanna lannister, her drinking moon tea to abort the baby, and in the process deformed tyrion and lead to her death in childbirth

meaning tyrion has a claim to the throne

one black eye + one green eye from two green eyed parents? fixation with dragons? shock white hair, almost platinum?

i really dunno what to think about that theory, and if it were true, the three people that knew about it are dead

so 3 potential targaryens dying and being reborn, because the dragon has 3 heads

[Kurb]

danny died ?

funeral pryer ?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

it could be argued that a major part of dany died with khal drogo and rhaego

[Porn Shop Clerk]

oooooooooooooooooooooooh major tidbit i found doing a bit of looking around

dany was warned of a mummer's dragon coming by quaithe

mummers dragon meaning aeron is a fake?

mummers dragon meaning quentyn martell?

just one of those tiny things that slipped through the crack

[Bronn]

nah... I think Mummer's Dragon refers to Aegon (supposing you meant that instead of Damphair, lol)... in that Varys is in with he and Connington... Varys used to be, and still is in many ways, a mummer...

[Bronn]

btw how pissed are you going to be when, at the end of ASOIAF, we see modern day Hodor waking up in the hospital after an accident induced coma, and find out that the entire story was his dream... The repetitive "Hodor" being him trying to wake himself up...

lol... one of the funnier theories I've seen...

[Porn Shop Clerk]

yeah i did mean aegon

u think martin gonna hack assassins creed?

[Bronn]

Assassin's Creed did that?

I thought it was a LOST thing...

Guess I don't need to play AC2 now... had it almost 2 years now and haven't even put the disc in... lolololol

[Porn Shop Clerk]

nah but its another stupid similar storyline where you're not actually an assassin, you're a normal dude with a shitty life who was an assassin in a past life and now nutty doctors are fuging with your brain making you relive the past life

its fuging stupid

[Bronn]

I'm pretty sure in ASOIAF we haven't seen the last of the baby switching/reincarnations/magical revivals/glamour/etc.

I hope it doesn't get too ghey...

[Porn Shop Clerk]

randyll tarly is really chuck norris

true story

[Porn Shop Clerk]

so did anyone ever figure out where whores go?

[Bronn]

Lys, I'm guessing... for training...

Either that, or where Littlefinger tells them to go...

[The Saltman]

Just finished it pheeww.

Whole series read in 2 months. A lot of fuking reading.